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love it

Once in a lifetime you'll come across a texture pack that truly captures the history and cultural distinctions of the modern world the way a person can subjectively perceive it through our guided field of perspective. I have to admit, I had my doubts when I first learned of the texture pack. After all, Grass hoppers? Will this texture pack even be good? How ignorant was I to even have these thoughts. Little did I know I was about to indulge in what may have been the best 2 hours and 21 minutes of my life. The texture pack started out strong. The loading screen enticed the audience with a captivating enigma. I was so taken aback from the next-generation animation that I almost didn't even realize the underlying symbolism in the ongoing loading. It wasn't until my twenty sixth usingof the texture pack where I finally got my bearings together and was able to focus on the gripping and labyrinthine stratagem. The underlying analogy for 19th century distopianism and the evangelical deviation of typical orthodoxy was enlightening to say the least. Just when I thought the texture pack could not get any better, the increasing conflict before the climax began. I could not believe the complexity of the textures. There I was, gripping to my chair as the conflict of the texture pack began. I was so enticed by the texture pack that I felt as if I was both practically and relatively apart of the texture pack. This is a special kind of high that not even the strongest of drugs can give you. Was I part of the texture pack? Am I inside the texture pack right now? This texture pack will leave you questioning existential nihilism and the objective skepticism of our perceived valuation of anthropological existence. At this point in the texture pack, I was fully intoxicated by the avant-garde animated art style. That's when the textures finally aggrandized and I was completely stupefied. You could have lived a thousand years of isolation trying to predict the texture twist and you would never even scratch the surface of what actually transpires in the texture pack. I was so bewildered that I actually had to pause Minecraft so that my existential crisis didn't dive too deep inside of myself. Even pausing the game was surreal. It's almost as if life paused with the game. I felt as though I had actually become a cinematic tangent quantum. The effects are still wearing off and I haven't been able to use the texture pack for a couple of hours. I spent the following hours afraid of what outside of my house actually looks like. Every single day and night I live in misery because I became fully aware that happiness is never achievable. I realized that human life has absolutely no meaning and that no matter what I ever do, it is of complete unimportance and in years from now, no recollection of my existence will prevail, meaning that if I died years ago, died now, or die sometime in the future it will not matter whatsoever to anyone. But, then again, the fact that I'm living doesn't matter either so I might as well stick around for awhile, living in complete isolation, condemned to a life of traumatic memories and a completely corrupted sub-conscience. Grass Hoppers literally ruined my life. 10/10

A much needed addition to the game