1. tell him to go far away and get some pumpkins and melon,
   

then you tell (typ) him his house is on fire and put his house full of signs FIRE! (TROLL!)

2.When he go's to the fishing pool put his house full of boats (TROLL!)

3. when he go's mining put ice under his wooden slabs

4.When he go's to the lumberjack camp put presure plates all on his floor,when he's back he will think theres TNT under it.

5.change his rails when he's not mining and make a lava pool and let the rails end in the lava