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50 things wrong with minecraft! (This is FUNNY! And it is a joke!)

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I have 50 things wrong with minecraft! This is a joke and is to be taken in a funny way! Minecraft is my favorite computer game of all time, and this is just meant to be funny! Enjoy!( I will edit this and add more stuff from time to time, so check for new stuff. 1. Apparently, gold isn't better than iron. 2. 95% of Diamond miners lose diamonds in lava. 3. Creepers were failed models of pigs? 4. Zombies don't bite, the punch. 5. How could you leave diamonds in an abandons mineshaft? 6. No one uses potions unless they are pro. 7. Servers are too hard to make! Time to buy one! 8. Squids are the only mobs that live in water. 9. Aparentaly, you can gain wood from punching a tree with your BARE HANDS. 10. Apparently, villagers will sell you golden apples(a.k.a. Sugar rush) 11. Accent temples have bad traps. 12. Desert temples use BOOM BOOM as a trap. (If you know what I mean) 13. The world is infante! I'm always lost! 14. There's no mummies in pyramids. Just bones and skin. Oh wait........ 15. Skeletons now own semi-automatic bows. 16. Zombies can use armor and swords. Shouldn't have dropped my sword. Whoops. 17. Zombies can also break wooden doors. Time to switch to iron doors. 18. Creepers and villagers are best friends! 19. Wolves and sheep are sworn enemies! 20. Roller coasters need golden rails to move mine carts. Talk about expensive! 21. Enchantment tables need 2 diamonds, 4 obsidian and a book. And we all know nobody knows how to make a book. TO THE WIKI! 22. Chain armor is made with fire. Screw logic! How do you get fire? 23. Blaze rods are considered "epic magical rainbow wizard wands". 24. Witches aren't magic. Anyone can make potions. 25. Iron golems are also best friends with creepers. 26. TNT is made with gunpowder and sand. Screw logic again! 27. Water can break torches but not signs. Screw logic once more! 28. Absorption effect sounds like you absorb Hearts from mobs. You really just get two more hearts. 29. Splash potions effect you too most of the time. 30. Creepers easily kill you. That's why it's minecrafts second mascot besides Steve. 31. Bread, red stone, wheat, and a saddle are considered as a reward after destroying a super dangerous mob spawner. 32. You are two blocks high. Man your short! 33. Your head is thicker than anything else on your character. Big head, little body! 34. Your head can be bigger using the hat part of your skin. 35. Apparently, Books are enchanted once you right in them. 36. No one likes dead bushes. Unless your a noob. Noobs like dead bushes. 37. If you figure out to make a potion, YOU'RE AN ALCHEMIST! 38. Iron can also mine obsidian. 39. Netherack is weaker than stone. It's from the nether. It should be stronger. 40. No one makes a diamond hoe. No one. 41. Silk touch doesn't let you mine diamonds, only Diamond ore. 42. Horses can either be fast, or have lots of Hearts. Apparently, you can't have both. Which just really sucks. Really. 43. Mods need a mod to install mods. How do you install that mod? 44. Piracy is wrong. That's why notch doesn't care if you pirate minecraft to get it for free. 45. So I herd u liek mudkips, so I never added mudkip into pixelmon so you couldn't liek mud kips while u liek. 46. Cave spiders poison you, can get through 1 block gaps, and are faster than spiders. That's why they're the most common spawners. 47. You can't see fish, but you can fish for them. Logic has now left this conversation. 48. Lapis isn't a rock, even though you mine it. It's a dye. Logic is now dead. It's really most sincerely dead. 49. Notches brother, Herobrine, hated him. He died, and now haunts the game forever. Smooth move notch. 50. Diamonds are apparently the rarest things to find ever. Besides emeralds. Emeralds are rare. Logic has now gone strait to the nether. If you liked this, smack the diamond and subscribe buttons and comment which thing you thought was the funniest.
CreditEverybody including you, you, you in the back, you in the front, and I couldn't forget you!
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Heyshybe
09/04/2016 5:27 am
Level 3 : Apprentice Crafter
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But autocorrect should've corrected the actual grammar mistakes and technically pixelmon isn't a part of Minecraft
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k-crafter077
11/06/2013 3:35 am
Level 33 : Artisan Pixel Puncher
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Loved the blog...

And i have 2 things to say

1. MOJANG SHOULD MAKE CHAIN ARMOUR POSSIBLE TO MAKE!

2. I always make diamond hoes........................................................

Diamond And subscribe for you
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sealman50
10/17/2013 11:04 pm
Level 8 : Apprentice Goblin
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actually cave spiders can get through half block holes
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Diamond_Knight8
10/17/2013 3:41 pm
Level 18 : Journeyman Dragon
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Note to everyone: I make these during my free time on my iPad. That's why it looks funny. Autocorrect is a Jerk.
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TheSettler
10/17/2013 11:31 am
Level 25 : Expert Unicorn
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Alineas!
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Tintin134
10/17/2013 9:30 am
Level 21 : Expert Zombie
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You are right that nobody knows how to make a book. We can all get diamonds, obsidian, emeralds, we can kill the enderdragon and the wither but we can't make a book!
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Diamond_Knight8
10/17/2013 11:18 am
Level 18 : Journeyman Dragon
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Tru dat. That's what the wikis for
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Diamond_Knight8
10/17/2013 7:52 am
Level 18 : Journeyman Dragon
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I know it's hard to read everyone. I'm trying to built point the next one. Keep watch for the next list today.
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Fazure
10/17/2013 1:45 am
Level 18 : Journeyman Zombie
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You sir can have your emerald, creeper heart and sub. I liked everything here, it was all funny. Especially Logic. :P But I think next time you should order it with a bulleted list, for example:

1. I am a banana
2. I walk, yet I am a banana?
3. Now Logic got killed by a blaze while in the nether XD

Bring em on! :D
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Diamond_Knight8
10/17/2013 7:51 am
Level 18 : Journeyman Dragon
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Thx bro I'm making another list today so keep waitin for it.
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