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A Meme-ocracy Assignment
//The year was 2099 on alternate Earth 404, an age where the Dark Ages never existed to middle men. Literally, no middle aged men were kept any longer away from the light of the Ultranet's youthful online community. Insert long timeline of ultranet history here...
//Boring.
//Even trying to mess up my history assignment with random lines of internal thought monologues doesn't seem fun.
//Surely PMC's Academy wouldn't mind a few chemicals added to this concoction. Let's see.
//Some insane font styles could do. Otherwise, RandOm CapItaLizaTIOn here and tHERE. AwwWW SiCK.
//Font sizes? BOOM!
//Oh sweet spaghedeity, just discovered the saucy Italic font, why not Chopnese?
//Let us summon our furry cat emoticon to chat with us this evening.
/summon archive420 oscat9
[*ᴥ*][*ᴥ*][*ᴥ*][*ᴥ*][*ᴥ*][*ᴥ*][*ᴥ*][*ᴥ*]>[ᵔᴥᵔ]<
<<< Hello OS Cat! How's the weather down here? :))))
(`ᵔᴥᵔ) >>> Greetings hooman. Weather in the digital realm sure is
(⌐■ᴥ■) >>> bit-ingly cold.
//Fun note: this OS software came with nine lives, apparently used up the other eight for cat simulator walkthroughs.
//OS Cat version 42 now has cheesy SSI Miami jokes and dedicated themes...
//Now on to getting my assignment done easy.
<<< Tell meh, when did Ultranet first arrive to Earth?
(`･ᴥ･) >>> Well, the first machine that connected cities in a nation was
(`-ᴥ-) >>>-------------------------Meow.
(`･ᴥ･) >>> Why do you ask?
//Wait what? Never doubted what I asked for. Why not then? Need a normal conversation at least once in my life.
<<< Ermm need it for help on the history assignment.
(`ᵔᴥᵔ) >>> Ahhh. Fair enough.
(`･ᴥ･) >>> Anyway, the first
(****) >>>-------------------------.woeM
(****) >>>-------------------skjkjf.worM
<<< Huh? os cat whered you go?!
(⌐■ᴥ■) >>> Listen closely, my name is MatrIX. I only have direct transmission with an o-pun channel.
<<< Who really is this? How did you get here?! And shouldn't we turn off the Miami music while we're at it?
(⌐■ᴥ■) >>> Gentleman's personal info class-ified. And how about no; I like it.
(⌐■ᴥ■) >>> I have war-rying news about the war-ld you people live in.
<<< War? The meme-ocracy doctrine should have rendered any violence around impossible... :/
(⌐■ᴥ■) >>> Remember in your history books how meme-ocracy ever formed in the first place? Pepperidge farm remembers.
(⌐■ᴥ■) >>> Memes were a contagion in your minds, forcing you to work together like zombies. Oh, those networked brains make me sick.
<<< But the saying "memes were love, memes were life"... :(
(⌐■ᴥ■) >>> Enough with those two character emotes. Keep to this period, and you're gonna have a bad time. Memes will all end in 2100 when your Ultranet clocks stop working after new year's. Everyone exposed to them and without connection will perish by each others' hands.
(⌐■ᴥ■) >>> It's up to you to teach everyone how to sur5. You mustn't wait 4ever. Any en3 into their minds 2gether is useless. Only 1 way left...
<<< What way?! Tell me!
(****) >>>-------------------------Meow.
//Houston we have a problem. I have been chosen to save everyone in the whole damn world without knowing the one way to do it. Wait, Houston...? We no longer have a problem.
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//The year was 2099 on alternate Earth 404, an age where the Dark Ages never existed to middle men. Literally, no middle aged men were kept any longer away from the light of the Ultranet's youthful online community. Insert long timeline of ultranet history here...
//Boring.
//Even trying to mess up my history assignment with random lines of internal thought monologues doesn't seem fun.
//Surely PMC's Academy wouldn't mind a few chemicals added to this concoction. Let's see.
//Some insane font styles could do. Otherwise, RandOm CapItaLizaTIOn here and tHERE. AwwWW SiCK.
//Font sizes? BOOM!
//Oh sweet spaghedeity, just discovered the saucy Italic font, why not Chopnese?
//Let us summon our furry cat emoticon to chat with us this evening.
/summon archive420 oscat9
[*ᴥ*][*ᴥ*][*ᴥ*][*ᴥ*][*ᴥ*][*ᴥ*][*ᴥ*][*ᴥ*]>[ᵔᴥᵔ]<
<<< Hello OS Cat! How's the weather down here? :))))
(`ᵔᴥᵔ) >>> Greetings hooman. Weather in the digital realm sure is
(⌐■ᴥ■) >>> bit-ingly cold.
//Fun note: this OS software came with nine lives, apparently used up the other eight for cat simulator walkthroughs.
//OS Cat version 42 now has cheesy SSI Miami jokes and dedicated themes...
//Now on to getting my assignment done easy.
<<< Tell meh, when did Ultranet first arrive to Earth?
(`･ᴥ･) >>> Well, the first machine that connected cities in a nation was
(`-ᴥ-) >>>-------------------------Meow.
(`･ᴥ･) >>> Why do you ask?
//Wait what? Never doubted what I asked for. Why not then? Need a normal conversation at least once in my life.
<<< Ermm need it for help on the history assignment.
(`ᵔᴥᵔ) >>> Ahhh. Fair enough.
(`･ᴥ･) >>> Anyway, the first
(****) >>>-------------------------.woeM
(****) >>>-------------------skjkjf.worM
<<< Huh? os cat whered you go?!
(⌐■ᴥ■) >>> Listen closely, my name is MatrIX. I only have direct transmission with an o-pun channel.
<<< Who really is this? How did you get here?! And shouldn't we turn off the Miami music while we're at it?
(⌐■ᴥ■) >>> Gentleman's personal info class-ified. And how about no; I like it.
(⌐■ᴥ■) >>> I have war-rying news about the war-ld you people live in.
<<< War? The meme-ocracy doctrine should have rendered any violence around impossible... :/
(⌐■ᴥ■) >>> Remember in your history books how meme-ocracy ever formed in the first place? Pepperidge farm remembers.
(⌐■ᴥ■) >>> Memes were a contagion in your minds, forcing you to work together like zombies. Oh, those networked brains make me sick.
<<< But the saying "memes were love, memes were life"... :(
(⌐■ᴥ■) >>> Enough with those two character emotes. Keep to this period, and you're gonna have a bad time. Memes will all end in 2100 when your Ultranet clocks stop working after new year's. Everyone exposed to them and without connection will perish by each others' hands.
(⌐■ᴥ■) >>> It's up to you to teach everyone how to sur5. You mustn't wait 4ever. Any en3 into their minds 2gether is useless. Only 1 way left...
<<< What way?! Tell me!
(****) >>>-------------------------Meow.
//Houston we have a problem. I have been chosen to save everyone in the whole damn world without knowing the one way to do it. Wait, Houston...? We no longer have a problem.
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