(Guy chicken) They wake up in the mourning and turn the sun on then eat some grass...He always loses his wife so he finds another(What a noob-_-)He clucks SO much which really means hes begging for a Buddy:) Then he will follow her around like a stalker-_- Next he goes and finds a Minecrafter and gives him chicken and feathers:)


(Girl chicken)She always ditches the guys and finds a new one(Thats where she went...)Then finds some grass and eatis it Now grass makes Girl chickens gassy(EWW) so she will cluck while she pass gas(-_-)To block out the soundThe guys usally think it was them(LOL)so they ignore it Some times a Girl chicken pushes to hard and lays an egg(EWWWY)


(Chick)A baby chick follows its mom untell she gets killed then sense hes SO cute and really smart(OH Thats why they have big head)The minecrafter leaves it alone(We do...)After they are left alone they go and stalk Minecrafters tpo learn about them usally they will fall off a tree or sumtin like that and die(I bet it was those evil Tree cows)Or they will grow up and be eaten:D


Thats a chicken in Minecraft's life Hope you learned a valued lesson....KILL EM ALL!