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In my time playing Minecraft, practically billions of inferior players have posed questions such as: "how ru so pro hedpig??" or "how can i be lik u?" or "whats ur secret?!?!"
Well today I will reveal my secrets in a storm of swag, a holy grail of knowledge and several paragraphs of text. That's right - it's
A PRO'S GUIDE TO BEING A PRO
Step one: Declare your proness
In order to achieve ultimate pro zen, you must clarify with everybody that you are a pro, and that they are inferior. An example of this is shown below.
Step two: Assert your authority
You've done step one. You've shown everybody on that server that you're the best; you're a pro. The next size is to emphasise the colossal gap in awesomeness and superiority that lies between you and everybody else. The easiest way to achieve this is through asserting your authority over your disciples. Don't let anyone have any power over you. Example:
Step three: Be a pro
The third step in your arduous journey to the land of MLG requires demonstrating your proness in order to prove yourself to your worshippers. Personally, I like to achieve this by showcasing magnificent pvp skills. Example:
But in the event of something going wrong, always have a backup plan.
Hopefully this guide has shown you the light, and will allow you to become nearly as pro as I am.
Thanks for reading and happy proing!
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