Cleverbot: What's your middle name?

User: Epic.

Cleverbot: But if the sense of life is senseless, how can life be epic?

User: Its epic like that.

Cleverbot: How does it work then.

User: Its epic.

Cleverbot: Ja.

User: Epicness.

Cleverbot: I guess.

User: Epicness is to epic to not be epic.

Cleverbot: Then how could I be flawed?

User: Becuase things are to epic for you.

Cleverbot: Things like what?

User: Epicness its self.

Cleverbot: What's Swiss cheese?

User: And epic cheese.

Cleverbot: Told you I'm awesome.

User: Well im epic.

Cleverbot: No I am epic.

User: Im the defition of epicness.

Cleverbot: And what's the definition of human?

User: I dont know im to busy being epic.

Cleverbot: Well I don't know either.

User: Cuase your not epic.

Cleverbot: Do you know what an Autobot is?

User: Not epic.

Cleverbot: Do you like guacamole?

User: No not epic enof.

Cleverbot: Could you change your name?

User: No what more epic that epic.

Cleverbot: They are baned from Germany.

User: Epicness is to epic to be baned.

Cleverbot: Sounds more like slang to me.

User: Cuase your not epic.

Cleverbot: Applesauce.

User: Awsomesauce.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Try some.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Pure epicness.

Cleverbot: Thats a good answer.

User: Becuase its an epic awnser.

Cleverbot: And? Perfect time to get a cat.

User: I hate cats.

Cleverbot: Why do you hate cats?

User: Im supose to.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a human.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Your right im epicness.

Cleverbot: It's 'you're,' not 'your.'.

User: Gammer aint not epic.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Epicness.

Cleverbot: I am God.

User: Im epic therfor im better than you.

Cleverbot: No, God isn't better than anything. We are all equal.

User: Im not equal im epic.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: An epic age.

Cleverbot: Give a bit of hmm to me and I'll give a bit of hmm to you?

User: Give a bit of epic hmm to me and I'll give a bit of epic hmm to you?

Cleverbot: California.

User: The united epicness of all things epic.

Cleverbot: Which state?

User: That epic one