okay yes i have all of them, arrow to the knee this and that and you know what, (dramatic pause). THEY HAVE GOTTEN OLD. skyrim and oblivion and the ones before them are popular but the arrow to the knee jokes are over used just like chusk norris jokes they are old to. i heard every single one of them and dont post ones you made up to be an ass. i mean seriously there is even "i used to be an arrow like you but then i took an adventurer to the knee" really they had to make this it just as bad the other way around. i swear if i hear one more i will delete all comments that pretain to the joke. skyrim fanatics dont post them like crazy.