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Step 1 Looking the part. You must look amazing to be amazing. So go break open your piggy banks and go buy some armor. IT BETTER SPARKLE.
Step 2 getting friends. Most of us peasants need friends to be a hero. Go talk to the blacksmiths son, the guy whos been shooting arrows since he was born or even the old coot who lives in the sewers (If he offers you candy, take it. It's butterscotch.)
Step 3 Look mildly attractive. Since when do princesses and princes fall for ugly people? No my friend. You must be slightly good looking.
Step 4 Do something heroic. Go rescue royalty from a castle. Go to the nether and conquer every fortress. Defeat the ender dragon while looking studly. Go to a ransacked village, repair it, then slay the mobs who caused the damage.
Step 5 Never try to be something you aren't. No one likes poser. Remember unless you've stumbled upon my cloning kit there is only one of you. Me? I've got 627.5 (Dont ask about the .5 jerry doesn't like to talk about it) consecutive clones. But hey, who's counting?
Step 2 getting friends. Most of us peasants need friends to be a hero. Go talk to the blacksmiths son, the guy whos been shooting arrows since he was born or even the old coot who lives in the sewers (If he offers you candy, take it. It's butterscotch.)
Step 3 Look mildly attractive. Since when do princesses and princes fall for ugly people? No my friend. You must be slightly good looking.
Step 4 Do something heroic. Go rescue royalty from a castle. Go to the nether and conquer every fortress. Defeat the ender dragon while looking studly. Go to a ransacked village, repair it, then slay the mobs who caused the damage.
Step 5 Never try to be something you aren't. No one likes poser. Remember unless you've stumbled upon my cloning kit there is only one of you. Me? I've got 627.5 (Dont ask about the .5 jerry doesn't like to talk about it) consecutive clones. But hey, who's counting?
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