Creeper Diary

Saturday, May 12, 2:11 AM

Dear Diary, today was a very successful day! I found a man who was mining some diamond. I would have gone up to him and exploded. But, Im different...
I am Creeper. I like to write and draw. You may be thinking "Dont creepers explode?" or you may be saying "Your such a retard! Theres no such thing as writing in minecraft"
Well, if you asked the second question, your a dumb-a$$! Have you not played in the snapshots yet? Well back to the first question.
Creepers would explode. But, like I said Im different. I dont explode. Why? Because, think about it. Why would you kill someone for mining? You are killing yourself by the way! I want to live! Well, nevermind. I just think tha....
Oh! Got to go! Time for breakfast. I think were eating with the Zombies this morning! See yah later!

-Signed Creeper