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Hello guys, it's DarkRob, I'm gonna tell you a 1st important new: Rob is back on school, he's happy now learning calculus, physics, geography, Ancient Greek, Latin, philosophy and cybernetics and computing... So, as he's doing that now, he can't stop me from taking over this place and publishing this, so...
Χαῖρε, quid novi? et carpe diem...

First off, since last DarkNews the most things that happened and I got informed about are related to Mexico, but I also have news about the US...

Hurricanes were crazy and hit on California which is pretty unusual, the last time this happened was almost 100 years ago... The hurricane was kinda strong btw... It even got to effect on Las Vegas... That may explain everything, but if you want to understand why the hurricane decided to cross California to get to Las Vegas you must go to Las Vegas since what happens on Las Vegas stays on Las Vegas...

California also got a shake but from Earth, not Grimmace... :<

As US elections are getting closer and closer, during a QnA session with the candidates they got able to answer different questions (duh), an important one was about dealing with the cartels on Mexico by using the army, most of them said that they'd use it, but Ron DeSantis (current governor of Florida) got a little too excited and said that he'd do it since the first day... Bruh is really on the Moon or something because it is impossible to think that he really thinks even being there is a good idea... He can't even manage a state and almost collapsed Florida and has the chance to lose that job and he thinks that he will win and really thinks that approving using army for anything just takes some hours and can be done whenever he wants, and he thinks he can manage the country and army properly, what a dreamer... It is better if Indians take him back from Moon already...

And here's when we talk about India... They are INSANE... They explored the South Pole of the Moon and just a few hours after that they started to send info and pics... And some days after that they announced a mission to get close to Sun and study... It's like WHAT!? THAT'S INSANE, THAT'S ALMOST AS INSANE AS ThatCatWanderingTheGalaxy AND THEY'RE EVEN TRAVELLING AROUND SPACE TOO... Tomorrow they will travel to Betelgeuse's core btw...

A new account based on BlueBoyBuilds appeared: They're named GreenGirlGriefs and they're here to grief your house...

The 10th Crusade is now fought on PMC via turning against SUS texturepacks... We must take back the Holy Land from those dirty buggers corrupting it with their blasphemy!!!

Mojang keeps re-working with villagers... They improved cartographers and made changes to the villagers that sell you armors... Mojang is like United Nations... Have a messy community, can't control it, don't do much to try calming it down, and most importantly, they're updating villagers just like United Nation promoted de-colonizing Africa just leading to everyone finding new ways to do it and even looking for ways to do imperialism...


And now, our main topic: Mexico...

As I said before, the US still has their thing with cartels, and they won't stop... But also more things happened...

First off, last month a musical group named "Yahritza y su esencia" (a US-Mexican heritage group of people aged around 16 and 18, they were born in the US and their parents are Mexicans) had an interview and they got criticized to the point of closing their TikTok: The reason, the interview was supposed to be in Spanish as most of their followers were Mexicans, but then they said that they wanted the interview in English just because yes, they also showed lack of manners and then they disrespected Mexican food, said they prefered Washington chicken ad that US food is more spicy and better and they prefered it and that they don't like spice (contradiction lol), then they got extremely destroyed on social media... (Never disrespect Mexico nor their food if you don't want to get nightmares EVERY NIGHT for the rest of your life MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

And just like 3 days ago another fool was a weirdo singer who decided to wear Mexican-pink mariachi clothes (they don't look bad, it's honestly interesting), but the reason why he started a polemic was because he decided to show the flag of Mexico but changing the green and red in the flag with the LGBTTTIQA+ rainbow... And then he probably ran-bow because he's not gonna get out standing well after that... All this has nothing to do with hating LGBT, they are neutral about, but our laws make it illegal to modify the flag or anthem, so he will probably get in troubles for it...

Also, the hurricane mentioned before also hit Lower California...

MORENA and the "opposition" got their candidates for 2024 elections, and just like everything, the political stuff only consists on crying and arguing...

And finally, since last days of August seismic activity has been being strange in Mexico, which already makes everyone suspect stuff, so...

Blue Beetle

And now we've come to an end, if you are Mexican buy some bolillos and prepare yourself, if you're not then no... XD
Then...

Hasta pronto...
Muahahaha >:)
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Soon the only Sun that will bright under your world will be the Dark Sun, and the true owners of everything will retake what has always been of them-

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