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Maloy's Avatar Maloy
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We all get hackusated, there's so many reason why you aren't hacking, whether it's lag causing troubles or a crazy crit chain, here's how you can deal with hackusators.

Hackusating: The art of accusing someone of using hacked programs

There's so many different ways to deal with hackusations, so I'll give you a dialogue for each way, featuring our everyday hackusator : MrMinecraftprothatcandoeverythigbetterthanyoubutcomplainswhenyoudosomethinggood.

for short we'll call him Mr Minecraft.



WAY 1: The Classic Rebuttal

I don't usually use this type since its a waste of time and usually it will feel like you're talking to a brick wall, but its the way of answering back to the hackusator telling him why you aren't hacking, you don't really have to do this but its a way of
many ways.


Example:

MrMinecraft : HACKSSSSS!!! I SAW THAT AURA MALOY

Maloy: MrMinecraft, the server lagged for a sec and I was able to get 2 crits on you, you were low anyways

MrMinecraft: HAHHAH SUREEEE BANEEDDDD XDDDD LIARRR

Maloy: ok man sure.

like I said, not very effective.

-end-


WAY 2: Caught Red Handed

I tend to use this one a lot, and with friends it's even more funny.
It's the way of telling the hackusator that he was right and he caught you red handed, you and your friends can laugh at this because you know that you aren't hacking but yet he's so convinced

Example:

MrMinecraft: HAHHAHAHH THAT ANTI KB XDD MALOY HACKS

Maloy: Ah crap, how did you know ????

MrMinecraft: XDDD ITS SO OBVIOUS NOOB XDDDDD BANNED

Maloy: D: I've been caught D:

-end-

Way 3: The Troll

If the hackusator is a person you don't generally like, I strongly recommend this one.
For this one, you'll have to annoy him until he rage quits or leaves you alone.

Example:

MrMinecraft: XDDD Maloy Hacks Aura noob banned

Maloy: k

MrMinecraft: YOU HACK MAN

Maloy: MadCuzBad?

MrMinecraft: OMG SHUT UP UR SO ANNOYING

Maloy: umadbro?

You get the idea.

-end-

Way 4: The Slow and painful Ignore

Self explanatory.
You ignore them to death.

Example:
MrMinecraft: MALLOYYYY AURA NOOB BANEEDD XDDDDDd

-end-

Way 5: Proof of Innocence

Time wasting? yes
Effective? Very

It's the way of proving you're innocent by either screensharing, or spending time to trying to figure out what happened, or consulting a staff member

Example:
MrMinecraft: Maloy Aura off noob

Maloy: Want Screenshare?
or
Maloy: Ask the owner if that was aura
or
Maloy: .legit see. I'm not hacking.

-end-


next up : How to deal with hackers
more coming soon. (I was lazy)


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06/13/2016 5:18 pm
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YTCereal
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One way of burning someone is saying

"you are suppost to be describing me, not you"
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06/14/2016 6:13 am
Level 35 : Artisan Dragonborn
Maloy
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06/13/2016 3:55 pm
Level 35 : Artisan Dragonborn
Maloy
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Guys if you liked it please leave a diamond :D
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06/13/2016 2:23 pm
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Endure_Slayer
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I always take being a hacker a compliment ^_^ (But I'm terrible at PvP so it doesn't happen much ;-;)
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06/13/2016 3:55 pm
Level 35 : Artisan Dragonborn
Maloy
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heheh being hackusated means you're good
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06/13/2016 8:43 pm
Level 40 : Master Nerd
Endure_Slayer
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Yeah, and for some reason it always happens at the Mineplex soccer thingy. If you got gems for that, I'd totally be rich on that server XD
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06/13/2016 12:31 pm
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boughtabride
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i got hackusated and banned for getting a 12 kill streak on a pvp server when i wasnt hacking. fun.

nice blog by the way.
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06/13/2016 3:54 pm
Level 35 : Artisan Dragonborn
Maloy
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mmm ty :D
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06/13/2016 12:23 pm
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Enn
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I got hackusated ... for being amazing ;)

Nice blog ^- ^
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06/13/2016 3:54 pm
Level 35 : Artisan Dragonborn
Maloy
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ty xD
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