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We all get hackusated, there's so many reason why you aren't hacking, whether it's lag causing troubles or a crazy crit chain, here's how you can deal with hackusators.
Hackusating: The art of accusing someone of using hacked programs
There's so many different ways to deal with hackusations, so I'll give you a dialogue for each way, featuring our everyday hackusator : MrMinecraftprothatcandoeverythigbetterthanyoubutcomplainswhenyoudosomethinggood.
for short we'll call him Mr Minecraft.
WAY 1: The Classic Rebuttal
I don't usually use this type since its a waste of time and usually it will feel like you're talking to a brick wall, but its the way of answering back to the hackusator telling him why you aren't hacking, you don't really have to do this but its a way of
many ways.
Example:
MrMinecraft : HACKSSSSS!!! I SAW THAT AURA MALOY
Maloy: MrMinecraft, the server lagged for a sec and I was able to get 2 crits on you, you were low anyways
MrMinecraft: HAHHAH SUREEEE BANEEDDDD XDDDD LIARRR
Maloy: ok man sure.
like I said, not very effective.
-end-
WAY 2: Caught Red Handed
I tend to use this one a lot, and with friends it's even more funny.
It's the way of telling the hackusator that he was right and he caught you red handed, you and your friends can laugh at this because you know that you aren't hacking but yet he's so convinced
Example:
MrMinecraft: HAHHAHAHH THAT ANTI KB XDD MALOY HACKS
Maloy: Ah crap, how did you know ????
MrMinecraft: XDDD ITS SO OBVIOUS NOOB XDDDDD BANNED
Maloy: D: I've been caught D:
-end-
Way 3: The Troll
If the hackusator is a person you don't generally like, I strongly recommend this one.
For this one, you'll have to annoy him until he rage quits or leaves you alone.
Example:
MrMinecraft: XDDD Maloy Hacks Aura noob banned
Maloy: k
MrMinecraft: YOU HACK MAN
Maloy: MadCuzBad?
MrMinecraft: OMG SHUT UP UR SO ANNOYING
Maloy: umadbro?
You get the idea.
-end-
Way 4: The Slow and painful Ignore
Self explanatory.
You ignore them to death.
Example:
MrMinecraft: MALLOYYYY AURA NOOB BANEEDD XDDDDDd
-end-
Way 5: Proof of Innocence
Time wasting? yes
Effective? Very
It's the way of proving you're innocent by either screensharing, or spending time to trying to figure out what happened, or consulting a staff member
Example:
MrMinecraft: Maloy Aura off noob
Maloy: Want Screenshare?
or
Maloy: Ask the owner if that was aura
or
Maloy: .legit see. I'm not hacking.
-end-
next up : How to deal with hackers
more coming soon. (I was lazy)
Hackusating: The art of accusing someone of using hacked programs
There's so many different ways to deal with hackusations, so I'll give you a dialogue for each way, featuring our everyday hackusator : MrMinecraftprothatcandoeverythigbetterthanyoubutcomplainswhenyoudosomethinggood.
for short we'll call him Mr Minecraft.
WAY 1: The Classic Rebuttal
I don't usually use this type since its a waste of time and usually it will feel like you're talking to a brick wall, but its the way of answering back to the hackusator telling him why you aren't hacking, you don't really have to do this but its a way of
many ways.
Example:
MrMinecraft : HACKSSSSS!!! I SAW THAT AURA MALOY
Maloy: MrMinecraft, the server lagged for a sec and I was able to get 2 crits on you, you were low anyways
MrMinecraft: HAHHAH SUREEEE BANEEDDDD XDDDD LIARRR
Maloy: ok man sure.
like I said, not very effective.
-end-
WAY 2: Caught Red Handed
I tend to use this one a lot, and with friends it's even more funny.
It's the way of telling the hackusator that he was right and he caught you red handed, you and your friends can laugh at this because you know that you aren't hacking but yet he's so convinced
Example:
MrMinecraft: HAHHAHAHH THAT ANTI KB XDD MALOY HACKS
Maloy: Ah crap, how did you know ????
MrMinecraft: XDDD ITS SO OBVIOUS NOOB XDDDDD BANNED
Maloy: D: I've been caught D:
-end-
Way 3: The Troll
If the hackusator is a person you don't generally like, I strongly recommend this one.
For this one, you'll have to annoy him until he rage quits or leaves you alone.
Example:
MrMinecraft: XDDD Maloy Hacks Aura noob banned
Maloy: k
MrMinecraft: YOU HACK MAN
Maloy: MadCuzBad?
MrMinecraft: OMG SHUT UP UR SO ANNOYING
Maloy: umadbro?
You get the idea.
-end-
Way 4: The Slow and painful Ignore
Self explanatory.
You ignore them to death.
Example:
MrMinecraft: MALLOYYYY AURA NOOB BANEEDD XDDDDDd
-end-
Way 5: Proof of Innocence
Time wasting? yes
Effective? Very
It's the way of proving you're innocent by either screensharing, or spending time to trying to figure out what happened, or consulting a staff member
Example:
MrMinecraft: Maloy Aura off noob
Maloy: Want Screenshare?
or
Maloy: Ask the owner if that was aura
or
Maloy: .legit see. I'm not hacking.
-end-
next up : How to deal with hackers
more coming soon. (I was lazy)
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