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[Evil Genius Guide]
Introduction
Ever felt the need for knocking the blocks out of someone? Ever wanted to make evil schemes, fitting with your personality?
Ever wanted to rule your Minecraft world?
Well, now you can!
With this guide on becoming an
EVIL GENIUS!
On Minecraft....
Step one: The Basics
Before blowing up Minecraftia and ruling your Minecraft world, you need to learn to act mean. Okay, hereo s what you should do.
1a. Drink lots of water. Water will help your throat for your evil laugh.
1b. Steal diamonds from people with baby skins. Remember, you want them to cry.
1c. Raise your attitude. Nobody will find you mean if you are, are, are nice! *Choke* *Cough*
Step two: Your Evil Laugh
Nobody will find you scary or crazy if you dono t have an evil laugh! Hereo s an example. Spam this in the chat as crazily as you possibly can!
Ha Hah Haah Ha! Hee He He Heh! Hoo Hooh Ho Ho! Tee Hee Hee Hee! Tobble Gobble Tobble! Gufaww Guffaw! Vee Hee Ha Ha!
Great job! Youo ve just developed your crazy laugh!
Step three: Bullying
Now, dono t think I misspelled the title or something. It definitely says: Bullying.
Okay, try bashing kids up. Punching them in the face, cutting off their hair with your sword. Slicing them in half with your diamond axe. Do whatever you can to hurt them. Once you've killed that person, spam your evil laugh in the chat again.
Step four: Evil Schemes
Yes, the part weo ve all been waiting for! How to make an EVIL SCHEME!
Remember, never do evil schemes made by other evil geniuso s. Make up your own. Make schemes that fit with your personality. So say if you like mushrooms, grow giant mushrooms all over other peoples houses. They'll get really angry!!!
Step five: (Optional) D.T.W
Please know, if you dono t want to: Destroy The World. Please go to step six: R.T.W. Now, this part is pretty basic, because I already have a tutorial written for you! It's right here: D.T.W
Step six: (Optional) R.T.W
Please know, if you dono t want to: Rule The World. Please go to step five: D.T.W. Now, this requires a sword, a lot of gold, and a lot of strong servants. Hereo s what you do:
6a. Torture your whole family until they do what you say. Get them to rob other peoples houses and threaten murder.
6b. Make sure your family at least bring two players back to your base at the end of each day. This way you will gain more and more servants.
6c. Start getting people with lots of power. Like admins, for example. And ops, owners, things like that. It will be hard, but the result is amazing.
Step seven: Your Evil Base
NOTE: You can only do this step if you did step six, not five!!!!!
First, choose a nice spot that is hidden. Maybe inside a hollowed-out mountain. Get your servants to build it using all the resources you can find!
Conclusion
And there you have it. If you have followed every one of these steps correctly, you are now an evil genius! Hooray! Ha Hah Haah Ha! Hee He He Heh! Hoo Hooh Ho Ho! Tee Hee Hee Hee! Tobble Gobble Tobble! Gufaww Guffaw! Vee Hee Ha Ha!
Remember:
Diamond!
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Introduction
Ever felt the need for knocking the blocks out of someone? Ever wanted to make evil schemes, fitting with your personality?
Ever wanted to rule your Minecraft world?
Well, now you can!
With this guide on becoming an
EVIL GENIUS!
On Minecraft....
Step one: The Basics
Before blowing up Minecraftia and ruling your Minecraft world, you need to learn to act mean. Okay, hereo s what you should do.
1a. Drink lots of water. Water will help your throat for your evil laugh.
1b. Steal diamonds from people with baby skins. Remember, you want them to cry.
1c. Raise your attitude. Nobody will find you mean if you are, are, are nice! *Choke* *Cough*
Step two: Your Evil Laugh
Nobody will find you scary or crazy if you dono t have an evil laugh! Hereo s an example. Spam this in the chat as crazily as you possibly can!
Ha Hah Haah Ha! Hee He He Heh! Hoo Hooh Ho Ho! Tee Hee Hee Hee! Tobble Gobble Tobble! Gufaww Guffaw! Vee Hee Ha Ha!
Great job! Youo ve just developed your crazy laugh!
Step three: Bullying
Now, dono t think I misspelled the title or something. It definitely says: Bullying.
Okay, try bashing kids up. Punching them in the face, cutting off their hair with your sword. Slicing them in half with your diamond axe. Do whatever you can to hurt them. Once you've killed that person, spam your evil laugh in the chat again.
Step four: Evil Schemes
Yes, the part weo ve all been waiting for! How to make an EVIL SCHEME!
Remember, never do evil schemes made by other evil geniuso s. Make up your own. Make schemes that fit with your personality. So say if you like mushrooms, grow giant mushrooms all over other peoples houses. They'll get really angry!!!
Step five: (Optional) D.T.W
Please know, if you dono t want to: Destroy The World. Please go to step six: R.T.W. Now, this part is pretty basic, because I already have a tutorial written for you! It's right here: D.T.W
Step six: (Optional) R.T.W
Please know, if you dono t want to: Rule The World. Please go to step five: D.T.W. Now, this requires a sword, a lot of gold, and a lot of strong servants. Hereo s what you do:
6a. Torture your whole family until they do what you say. Get them to rob other peoples houses and threaten murder.
6b. Make sure your family at least bring two players back to your base at the end of each day. This way you will gain more and more servants.
6c. Start getting people with lots of power. Like admins, for example. And ops, owners, things like that. It will be hard, but the result is amazing.
Step seven: Your Evil Base
NOTE: You can only do this step if you did step six, not five!!!!!
First, choose a nice spot that is hidden. Maybe inside a hollowed-out mountain. Get your servants to build it using all the resources you can find!
Conclusion
And there you have it. If you have followed every one of these steps correctly, you are now an evil genius! Hooray! Ha Hah Haah Ha! Hee He He Heh! Hoo Hooh Ho Ho! Tee Hee Hee Hee! Tobble Gobble Tobble! Gufaww Guffaw! Vee Hee Ha Ha!
Remember:
Diamond!
Subscribe!
Favourite!
Share!
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