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christmas fact number 1: santa has a magical digestic system where he poops out toys
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Oh look, these clever PMC users, see them make skins, watch 'em post, how I HATE those goody-goodies, how them make my toasters toast... toast. I've got a littl seeecret, that'll really make 'em cry, it's a nasty kind of coding, for a special kind of guy. See, this mod is to be installed, but it isn't to be played. When they open up MC, they're gonna get the lowest grade. What could the school subject be, oh, gee?... It's Analyzing-the-magical-digestive-system-of-santa-claus-ogy. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Wretched poo-toy! You've ruined my beautiful digestive tract! Now they're sending me on a stretcher to the colonoscopy room! But I'll be back(when I'll get a little... MMMMMMMMMMM, richer!) Santa Claus never quits! You'll seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!