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Faggy O'Hara @ Minecon 2012 [image heavy!]

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It's that time again, folks! Minecon: Server Edition 2012 time!
This year, those of us down in the vonDoomCraft slavepits thought it would be a great idea to get in on the Minecrafty fun and excitement!
Unfortunately, as it turns out, "slavepits" are rather difficult to get a vacation from... So instead, we sent everyone's favorite future super soldier!






Hello ladies, and ladies-with-boy-parts! Fagolomew O'Hara here, reporting Live (after-the-fact) from Minecon: Server Edition twenty-twelve!
I've got to say, despite a few small setbacks to the festivities, the online convention is great fun!


That said, I'm a super soldier from the future, not a damned word-typerer. So instead of doing the long write-up I promised the vDC crew down in the pits, I decided to do a photo-report! Seriously. What are they going to do? Most of them are malnourished and live in cages.


Suck it, vonDoomCraft!

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So there you have it! Absolutely everything you could ever want to know about Minecon: Server Edition twenty-twelve.
All in all, I felt the whole affair was a bit of a disappointment. It was great getting to meet as many famous entertainers as I did, but at the end of it I was left feeling empty.

My goodie bag is server-side only, the closest thing I found to a booth babe was a Pigman rockin' a g-string, and I never got to punch Mark Hamill. And at the risk of sounding like a homophobe, I would really be remiss if I didn't give jeers to the security staff in regards to their handling
(or lack there of) of all the gay P.D.A.


Sure, two dudes can rub golden apples in front of kids and it's all honky-dory, but you melt one ice sculpture of Master Thief 117 with a torch and you're out on your sweet pink behind!


WHY WAS IT INCLUDED IN THE GOODIE-BAG THEN? HUH?!


About the Author:

Fagolomew O'Hara was born
on a UNSC world under a red sun. [name currently classified]
At a bright young age Fagolomew [apparently a common male name in his star system of origin] succeeded in being the very first of his future classmates to be cloned and abducted by secret UNSC operatives, to begin a career as a government guinea pig/Super Soldier.

Throughout the Covenant War, he lead his team of Spartans, "the Heartbreakers" on covert operations deep within Covenant-held space. In a rare interview with Folomew, he noted that although another Spartan (one he deemed "poncy") got most of the credit for ending the war, it was in fact he and the Heartbreakers who cleared the way for this lone Spartan on nearly ever one of his missions.
To quote Fagolomew himself,

"Honestly, I don't even remember the dude's name... I remember seeing him run around soaking up enemy fire, hopping around like a rabbit, smacking the air and generally running into battle like a child lost in the woods, and all I could think was... Green? A little fruity for battle-attire, you know?"

Having since retired on the condition that he would return, should the UNSC need him; "Faggy" now spends much of his time in his Minecraftia summer home. Doing what he only decribes as "Future Junk and Stuff".


And also the vDC crew were beaten mercilessly.
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08/19/2013 4:56 am
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Purpaw
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This is amazing. Great humor and awesome skin!
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03/26/2013 5:20 pm
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venom1129
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Emperor Doom, how come when I go to your website on the skins I cannot get any skins?
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12/22/2012 8:03 pm
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SouledgeV
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Kinda reminds me of Donut from Red vs Blue.
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11/19/2012 11:48 am
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MissMarifire
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Dat skin.
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11/19/2012 12:59 pm
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I know, right?

I'm pretty sure that if you check near the 4Chan fault lines, you can actually see where the internet is cracking in half through the skin's sheer awesomeness.

Seriously though, I'm hoping to have a new HD spartan skin pack up soon, in the hopes that PMC actually takes notice of the original HD skins.
If by any chance you'd want any specific colors/patterns, please feel free to let me know and I'd be happy to whip one up for you!
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11/20/2012 2:48 am
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maek gurl skin plz
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11/19/2012 10:28 am
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DesAngel
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haha omfg Doom this reeks of epicness 8)

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11/19/2012 8:46 am
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AyreTV
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We are sorry that you did not have the best of times, and we understand that there was a lack of staff communication.

These are things that we will be improving for next year.

We hope that apart from those set-backs that you had a good time :)
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11/19/2012 12:57 pm
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Emperor Doom
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No worries, mate!

I basically hit F1 as soon as I entered, and spent the next couple hours chasing random passersby for screenshots; But from what I saw, the whole convention seemed splendid and well done!

Seriously, thank you all for allowing me the opportunity to dress in pink and act like a slight ass!
If you ever do anything similar, I'd love to do some in-character interviews or somesuch.
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11/19/2012 2:34 am
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Nice! xD
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