Published Oct 12th, 2011, 10/12/11 8:57 am
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1.minecraft was based on zach's infiniminer and notch's rubydung
2.almost 10% of minecraft gamers are real life architects
3.variede is the creator of almost 60% of let's plays and the trailer of minecraft
4.almost 500 people all over the world buy minecraft at the same time
5.almost 60% of minecraft players suggest that captainsparklez should be the trailer maker of the full game
6.there are 666 top ranking modders of minecraft
7.almost 70% of modders are noobs
8.i suck at building houses
9.6 players each day post an epic project and those who are jealous to them download the map and blow it up with TNT (even if it laggs them)
10.1,000 players build dirt houses in a minute
11.it is proven by einstein that this fact has an interesting meaning
12.notch's theory of infinite generation is almost the same as einstein's theory of infinity
13.this blog will be deleted by me because i was angry at a moderator 3 years later
14.HERE IS A POINT WHY YOU ARE CALLED A "NO LIFE" GUY
john: *plays MINECRAFT*
*mom enters*
john: LOOK MA! I HAVE NO LIFE! I AM JUST PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!
mom: *thinks*
mom: *Hmm....... i have a life but it is so hard... maybe i need to remove my life like john.... he is so relaxed... me? i have no relaxation
*1 day later*
mom: look boss! i am playing MINECRAFT!!
boss: wow you looked like ralaxed!
mom: well... HELL YEAH!!! now i have no life.. my life is easier
boss: write about this on the newspaper!
mom: okay
*the next day people read the article about how MINECRAFT makes your life easy*
MINECRAFT!!!!!!!!!!
OLAY!!!!!!
2.almost 10% of minecraft gamers are real life architects
3.variede is the creator of almost 60% of let's plays and the trailer of minecraft
4.almost 500 people all over the world buy minecraft at the same time
5.almost 60% of minecraft players suggest that captainsparklez should be the trailer maker of the full game
6.there are 666 top ranking modders of minecraft
7.almost 70% of modders are noobs
8.i suck at building houses
9.6 players each day post an epic project and those who are jealous to them download the map and blow it up with TNT (even if it laggs them)
10.1,000 players build dirt houses in a minute
11.it is proven by einstein that this fact has an interesting meaning
12.notch's theory of infinite generation is almost the same as einstein's theory of infinity
13.this blog will be deleted by me because i was angry at a moderator 3 years later
14.HERE IS A POINT WHY YOU ARE CALLED A "NO LIFE" GUY
john: *plays MINECRAFT*
*mom enters*
john: LOOK MA! I HAVE NO LIFE! I AM JUST PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!
mom: *thinks*
mom: *Hmm....... i have a life but it is so hard... maybe i need to remove my life like john.... he is so relaxed... me? i have no relaxation
*1 day later*
mom: look boss! i am playing MINECRAFT!!
boss: wow you looked like ralaxed!
mom: well... HELL YEAH!!! now i have no life.. my life is easier
boss: write about this on the newspaper!
mom: okay
*the next day people read the article about how MINECRAFT makes your life easy*
MINECRAFT!!!!!!!!!!
OLAY!!!!!!
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