Get Happy!

Hello DARKDUELIST here again. Has something been buming you out lately? Do you just need good laugh? Well if you were looking for a laugh you came to the wrong place. I'm just kidding. this is a few true stories that I gurantee wil bust your gut.So without further ado I present...

GET HAPPY!

STORY 1:
PORKCHOP DOWNFALL

So I had decided to do a diamond speed run. I had just spawned in and I started punching blocks. Soon a had an awesome house. I didn't have time to make a bed. So i made my tools got some food and found a cave. After probably 15 minutes of searching I found 5 diamonds. I quickly booked it out of the cave. Also on the way up I picked up some gold. So the cave I was in was relatively close to my house. So just as I made it to the top i realized I would have to dig my way up. but first I decided to craft a diamond sword. Once I did that I saw I was hungry so I ate a porkchop and while I was eating a creeper blew me up from behind. If only you could have seen me rage.

STORY 2:
SURE YOU DIDN'T

So i was playing on my server with 2 of my buddies. Then all of a sudden my house exploded! My 1 friend who blew it up claimed he was trying to show my other friend how tnt acted like sand when lit. Well we lived in a jungle so he could have done it from the top of a tree instead of over my house! I probably didn't talk to him for a week. It was sorta ok because I built it on creative but I was still pretty mad.

STORY 3:
OMG

So on my server me and one of my friends were fighting a prank war...Herobrine style. So I had a lot of really good blows on him prankwise. So I had kept trying to make him believe that Herobrine was real. So one time I saw Iron doors in the side of a mountain. I went over to them and I saw him inside rigging up redstone. I also saw a sign that said "UR DEAD MEAT". I laughed because I was watching him setup a prank and well for him it backfired. I broke the doors and said hello as I walked in. He blew the place up and raged so hard. I don't know if he meant to talk only in caps or if he raged so hard when he hit his keyboard that he accidentally hit caps lock. =^_^= LOL

Well this has been Get Happy part I!!!
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-DARKDUELIST