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kill.exe - A Computer Horror Story

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{Start Audio Playback}

Officer: Alright so tell me what happened.

Thomas: Well...I started out playing Minecraft like usual. And then after about 30 minutes i got an error message.

Officer: Is it this one?

{ERROR in
action number 1
of Draw Event
for object obj_control:

In script control_draw:
Error in code at line 103:
performance_log_fps[performance_log_amount]=median(0,fps/room_speed,1)
^
at position 26: Array index >= 32000}

Thomas: Yes... Then minutes after that i restarted my computer and then when i started playing Minecraft again, after about 30 minutes I got another Error.

Officer: This one?

#
# A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment:
#
# EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x5febb4b0, pid=1672, tid=5660
#
# JRE version: 7.0_21-b11
# Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (23.21-b01 mixed mode windows-x86 )
# Problematic frame:
# C [awt.dll+0xab4b0]
#
# Failed to write core dump. Minidumps are not enabled by default on client versions of Windows
#
# If you would like to submit a bug report, please visit:
# bugreport.sun.com/bugreport/crash.jsp
# The crash happened outside the Java Virtual Machine in native code.
# See problematic frame for where to report the bug
0x5febb4c0: c7 0f 8c 8f 00 00 00 8b 56 04 8b 4c 2


Stack: [0x01bb0000,0x01c00000], sp=0x01bff054, free space=316k
Native frames: (J=compiled Java code, j=interpreted, Vv=VM code, C=native code)

--------------- P R O C E S S ---------------

Java Threads: ( => current thread )
0x4a6cb800 JavaThread "Client write thread" daemon [_thread_blocked, id=5104, stack(0x51770000,0x517c0000)]
0x4a6c9c00 JavaThread "Client read thread" daemon [_thread_in_native, id=2840, stack(0x5a8f0000,0x5a940000)]
0x4a6c8000 JavaThread "Keep-Alive-SocketCleaner" daemon [_thread_blocked, id=5548, stack(0x5a530000,0x5a580000)]
0x4a6c9000 JavaThread "Thread-16" daemon [_thread_in_native, id=4544, stack(0x54e80000,0x54ed0000)]
0x4a6c7800 JavaThread "Thread-12" daemon [_thread_blocked, id=5736, stack(0x516c0000,0x51710000)]
0x4a6c6400 JavaThread "Thread-11" daemon [_thread_blocked, id=4852, stack(0x517c0000,0x51810000)]
0x4a6c7000 JavaThread "Minecraft main thread" daemon [_thread_in_native, id=6124, stack(0x4e990000,0x4e9e0000)]
0x4a6c5400 JavaThread "Timer hack thread" daemon [_thread_blocked, id=4216, stack(0x4de20000,0x4de70000)]
0x4a6c6c00 JavaThread "Snooper Timer" daemon [_thread_blocked, id=2368, stack(0x4df70000,0x4dfc0000)]
0x4b301400 JavaThread "D3D Screen Updater" daemon [_thread_in_native, id=616, stack(0x4d600000,0x4d650000)]
0x0233a400 JavaThread "DestroyJavaVM" [_thread_blocked, id=4808, stack(0x01ab0000,0x01b00000)]
0x4b223000 JavaThread "AWT-EventQueue-0" [_thread_blocked, id=4816, stack(0x4d1e0000,0x4d230000)]
0x4b1c4400 JavaThread "TimerQueue" daemon [_thread_blocked, id=5780, stack(0x4b040000,0x4b090000)]
0x4b1fb80

Thomas: Oh...No Please...RUN NOW!

Officer: Thomas Calm Down.

Thomas: NO! WHEN I GOT THAT, IT REDIRECTED ME TO A WEBSITE AND IT DOWNLOADED A FILE! And when I looked...It was named...kill.exe...I opened it and my computer almost blew up...Then i heard voices saying die...die...die...

Officer:Thomas tell me it all. We have your Computer here.

Thomas: No... NO THE VOICES! THERE! HE'S BEHIND YOU!

Officer: He needs to be daetained. Someone call securi-HOLY JAVA!

???: HJDTHSDFJRDKDKJXXJTJDFJFJJTJSTFDDJDDFKXKTFSFH!!!!!!!!

{Stop Audio Playback}

{Start Audio Playback.2}

???: (Static)

{Computer} clear.java.audiocleanup.exe Running...

{Computer} Audio Clean-up Complete...

{Start Audio Playback.2}

???:  Now you know who I really am... You  are one of the few people who can every get the chance to witness the power of
HEROBRINE!

???: (Static)

(Stop Audio Playback.2)

# A Fatal Error has occured within Java...


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02/23/2014 6:25 pm
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*Cough*Half-assedattempttoripoffslendermanstory*cough*
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02/23/2014 7:36 pm
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to be honest i watched that the other day and thats what inspired this so lol at least u know the origin!
:)
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02/23/2014 6:43 pm
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I thought it wasn't terrible, though I'll admit I've read better.
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