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Yup, a haiku for every single hostile mob in Minecraft:
Hostile
Zombie
Knocking on my door
Infecting the villagers
Eyeless like 2D
Creeper
Four legs all crawling
Hiss when I bi@$* slap your face
Blow up when I don't
Enderman
Tall Slender knockoff
Doesn't enjoy getting wet
Forever alone *wink*
Spider
Eight legs scurrying
Crawls in through 1-block spaces
What a Die Hard mob
Skeleton
Worlds cheapest archer
Huge amount of bones at night
Too many jokes for that
Witch
Huge wart on huge nose
Maybe her potions could fix
That huge blemish there
Slime
Interesting fight
First one then two then there's four
Keep those as your pets
Silverfish
Thought you where mouses
All my friends are lost or dead
Minecraft horror show
Ghast
Floating emo ghost
Killing everyone around
Screw the Nether mobs
Zombie Pigman
Too many of you guys
Friend poked one and ran south
We pretty much died
Blaze
Fiery little demon
Burning my friends to their deaths
Man this place sucks big
Magma Slime
Jumping lava demons
Very hard to kill and yet you
All generate pets
Wither Skeleton
Tough skeleton type
Has huge black bones everywhere
What was Jeb thinking?
Enderdragon
Huge threat from above me
Not very hard to beat really
Wear a damn pumkin
Wither King
Is not a real king
Also a huge pain in the neck
Just leave him alone then
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