How Minecraft Began (PART I)

Hai my fellow assassins and creeper tamers! Today, I am here to tell you all a Minecraft tale.

Several decades ago, a man woke up in a forest. He had suffered from amnesia, so he just walked over to a tree and started punching it. He got a chunk of wood, and some strange notion compelled him to build a house out of it. Later on, after he fully recovered, he started to mine for precious ores, little did he know, exhausting the planet's resources. The planet's protectors, the Notched High Council, released several infectious beings into the Earth's atmopsphere. They slithered (?) and crawled into caves to live. But the High Council sent them messages to destroy the being who would cause the eminent demise of Planet Minecraft. His name? Steve.