This is a blog, about my thoughts, about my life, and about some awesome stuff.

Okay, before I get anywhere else, I just have to say somewhat of a disclaimer:
I love jelly beans and I will not be held responsible for any jelly bean related injuries and or deaths caused by reading the this blog.

So, now that that is over with, I can start talking about what I truly love in life, Jelly Beans.
Okay, if you have never experienced the amazingness of jelly beans, you must go out right now and purchase some and devour them with raw animal savagery. You must eat them this day because of the properties of jelly beans, their full flavour is not realized unless that are eaten with animal savagery. This is something something many people do not realize and thus never really enjoy the true and unaltered taste of jelly beans.

One other thing you must be aware of when consuming jelly beans is that jelly beans must be eaten modestly. One should not consume more than 50 jelly beans within the period of one hour. this is because of the nature of them, they are so delicious that they will overwhelm your tastebuds and cause your brain to overload with pure enjoyment. This overload will fry your brain and you will die. This is the way I will die when the time comes, with pure enjoyment of jelly beans. This adds a certain risk to the consumption of jelly beans, and many people just consume them for that very risk, seeing how for they can go before they start to slip away.

The dangers of jelly bean overload is such that all consumption should be done in the sight of a spotter.

If you can take the risk that jelly beans pose, your life can certainly become much more enjoyable.

Make sure you consume this potentially dangerous product responsibly.