Welcome back to How-To humor where I tell you how to do the easiest stuff in the most awesomenessly of awesome ways.

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Step one- Like always join the minecraft world.

Step two- While your waiting for it to load warm up your hands by shaking them rapidly. Not near a wall since you could break your hand if you hit it to hard

Step three- Now that the world has generated go and find that pig

Step four- Now you found a pig. take your hands off the computer and warm them back up to get the extra awesome feeling you get when killing a pig

Step five- Place your hand on the mouse and take out them fists you got there

Step six- Punch the pig once and watch it run around terrified and nervously

Step seven- Now you notice if you are a horrible person.

If you laughed- HORRIBLE PERSON

If you felt bad- That is just weird. it is just a game

Step eight- Keep punching the crap out of that pig until it drops them meats of foodyness on that terrain of blockyness

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