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How to make a SWAG skin {Joke blog}

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MayuriYandere's Avatar MayuriYandere
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******Please do not try any of this, it will get you banned****            

Yes hello, I am Mayuri/Dara/Mayuyu/Dirk/whatever and I am here to teach you to skin. Now as you can tell, I have MUCH experience in making skins. So you can trust me that is a lie I have no idea what I am doing.  So, our blog will go through three parts 

Part one is about what not to do
Part two is about what to do
Part three is about me bragging about my swag skins

What you should NOT do when skinning

Never ever, and I mean NEVER make a good base!
Always choose horribly bright colors, as they will make your skin stand out more, like so 

How to make a SWAG skin {Joke blog} 

with bright colorz v 
How to make a SWAG skin {Joke blog}

Can you see the difference? Bright colors make everything better!

Now, along with that NEVER make an original skin. People HATE original ideas, so instead of making a super detailed skin about a dragon, make a teen skin instead!

Finally, you should not shade with anything else BUT the noise tool. Look at how much better it looks with the noise tool!
How to make a SWAG skin {Joke blog}


swag skin demonstration made by gropher_tuna

What you should do when skinning

Besides making teen skins, using bright colors, and shading with noise there are other things you should do.

ALWAYS advertise it with these kind of swaggy titles

These titles will ensure that you will get the most diamonds needed!

Don't forget to add the annoying comments about subbing and leaving diamonds, because those will FORCE people to sub to you! It is also good to call your subs a cute title like "buns" or "sub of cool cats army" 

Another thing you should try doing is spamming the forums with your awesome skin because the tread will get locked, and then mods will look at your skinz!!

The last thing you want to do is make your skin look hipstery with a cute name before it!

omg yes that was my old name I was the pastel creeper do not look at me

Final results



CLEARLY the after skin is better, so I hoped this helps you on how to make a swag skin.


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07/25/2015 4:55 pm
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venopoly's Avatar
Absoulutely fabulous xD.
07/03/2015 10:25 pm
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Nonbuscus1's Avatar
I gave you your 69th diamond.. Hilarious blog heheh.. XD
07/04/2015 12:01 pm
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MayuriYandere's Avatar
lel thank u
Oblivious Child
06/30/2015 3:38 am
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Oblivious Child's Avatar
i em elredy sweg cos i alredy do tihs!!!!!11
06/30/2015 12:41 pm
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MayuriYandere's Avatar
dang looks like ur 3 swag 5 me
Oblivious Child
06/30/2015 9:55 pm
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Oblivious Child's Avatar
off corse i am i am swagger then al!
04/23/2015 8:12 pm
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nikh's Avatar
Ehrmehgerd this is de bestest tutorl evr
04/14/2015 1:49 pm
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Ahsoka's Avatar
ermajebs I gurta stahp making mah non teen ornginal sekns ikr.
02/21/2015 11:04 am
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*slow awkward clap*
02/17/2015 6:16 pm
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so gud!1!!! 3 sweggy 5 me
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