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The following names have been suppresed-I mean, made confidential for the sake of identity concealment.
Any relation to anyone is purely coincidental.
This blog does not represent the opinions of anyone
Greetings, the supressed netizens of the (pretentiously) Democratic Republic of Planet Miencraft! Your royal and ever so loved dictator is here, Mr (censored)! As supreme high ruler of this website, no one is more talented, intelligent, know-it-all, or more narcissitic than me! Your humble servant ensures the (in)equality of content posting, and every day and every night, we work for hours. In fact, we work so hard we burn all our energy! Thats why we don't poop, ever! (Anyone who gets that reference gets a cookie from me <3)
Recently, new changes to the website's policy have been made. We have recognized that all our web users here are treated with great "respect" and great "care". Being the pinnacle of original content, we would like to further raise the bar by developing new policies that will greatly benefit the site majority. After all, whats is meaning of the word minority? We don't know!
Under our new amendement to our resolution Article 999999999, the following states that:
1a. Decisions made by the Democratic Republic of Planet Miencraft are final, even if a violation of inalienable human rights, like freedom of speech.
1b. Factors for content recognition is purely arbitrary.
1c. With great respect to our esteemed dictator, we must ignore all cries of reasonable sorrow, and sought to look blindly towards the progress of this website.
1d. There can only be one general consensus of the general populous of this website, that is only one opinion is allowed. Any other opinions albeit rationale and with clear use of critical thinking will be seen under the light of this site's objective morality as "wrong", and be silenced with godspeed. The agreed upon opinion will be elevated to the status of "fact", despite being irrationale and completely uncalled for.
1e. Logical reasoning will be discouraged and condemned upon
1f. The only content recognized for pop reel as as follow:
1g. We would celebrate a day, titled "Milk Day" where we drink, appreciate, and praise milked content. All cows will be milked that day until both dead and no more milk left inside them.
Please stay updated dear people, as we will continue making policies that will increase your happiness tenfold. Good night my people. This is your glorious, self esteemed, intelligent, always right, know-it-all, and most narcissistic dictator, signing out.
Sidenote: Please tell me what I should do next! Satire is something that i have never seen on this website, and i think that it is time I did more intellectual and controversial content. Constructive criticism is appreciated, bigotry will not and you will be blocked.
The following names have been suppresed-I mean, made confidential for the sake of identity concealment.
Any relation to anyone is purely coincidental.
This blog does not represent the opinions of anyone
Greetings, the supressed netizens of the (pretentiously) Democratic Republic of Planet Miencraft! Your royal and ever so loved dictator is here, Mr (censored)! As supreme high ruler of this website, no one is more talented, intelligent, know-it-all, or more narcissitic than me! Your humble servant ensures the (in)equality of content posting, and every day and every night, we work for hours. In fact, we work so hard we burn all our energy! Thats why we don't poop, ever! (Anyone who gets that reference gets a cookie from me <3)
Recently, new changes to the website's policy have been made. We have recognized that all our web users here are treated with great "respect" and great "care". Being the pinnacle of original content, we would like to further raise the bar by developing new policies that will greatly benefit the site majority. After all, whats is meaning of the word minority? We don't know!
Under our new amendement to our resolution Article 999999999, the following states that:
1a. Decisions made by the Democratic Republic of Planet Miencraft are final, even if a violation of inalienable human rights, like freedom of speech.
1b. Factors for content recognition is purely arbitrary.
1c. With great respect to our esteemed dictator, we must ignore all cries of reasonable sorrow, and sought to look blindly towards the progress of this website.
1d. There can only be one general consensus of the general populous of this website, that is only one opinion is allowed. Any other opinions albeit rationale and with clear use of critical thinking will be seen under the light of this site's objective morality as "wrong", and be silenced with godspeed. The agreed upon opinion will be elevated to the status of "fact", despite being irrationale and completely uncalled for.
1e. Logical reasoning will be discouraged and condemned upon
1f. The only content recognized for pop reel as as follow:
- Milked topics
- Milked content
- Milked styles
- Milked skins
- Milked mods
- Milked builds
- Milked texture packs
1g. We would celebrate a day, titled "Milk Day" where we drink, appreciate, and praise milked content. All cows will be milked that day until both dead and no more milk left inside them.
Please stay updated dear people, as we will continue making policies that will increase your happiness tenfold. Good night my people. This is your glorious, self esteemed, intelligent, always right, know-it-all, and most narcissistic dictator, signing out.
Sidenote: Please tell me what I should do next! Satire is something that i have never seen on this website, and i think that it is time I did more intellectual and controversial content. Constructive criticism is appreciated, bigotry will not and you will be blocked.
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