"Wrestle the little people."

"When in a cubicle, be a cat freak."

"Simply being the same as everyone doesnt mean your not not dead inside."

"NEWSFLASH! Being strangled can be to some people actually kinda cool."

"Personalities end where our television sets begin."

"You should consume drugs." (shows picture of human jumping off cliff)

"Stop saying im very important and start saying I like you."

"Being a parent is surprisingly close to being experimented on." (can agree-)

"You are fantastic, almost as fantastic as beans on toast."

"Dare to become what average people consider unbecomeable."

"How would it look if patients were to realize what they were doing?"

"A request without a plan is a daydream."