Okay first off here are the people:
The interrogator- Which is me, Snowy Whiskers
You: Its the reader!
And 'PhD' Creeper- Which is the green fella in the picture above ↑

The italic text in RED is the reader (your) point of view.
Example: A bottle of awesome sauce flew and hit the odd interrogator in the head.

And lets get this straight- HE IS NOT A PhD! He was a PhD
*guy from background yells "Same thing!" and throws a shoe*
Whatever. Anyways- To the interrogation room!

You walk through an office that looks similar to NCIS. You stop at a door with the blonde haired girl (me, the interrogator) and open the door to the viewing room. You sit down in a poofy office chair and watch.

"Okay Creeper," Snowy Whiskers says.
"PhD Creeper!" He informs her in a rough, and wild tone.
Snowy was startled. She had never heared a creper talk before. "Oh, um okay, PhD Creeper."
He nodded in approval at his title.
"Lets get started." She said.

Snowy Whiskers is BLUE chat
PhD Creeper is GREEN chat

Why do you consider yourself a 'PhD' Creeper?
What do you mean CONSIDER?! *hisses*
Oh, um okay, nevermind.
What do you think are your best qualities?
Well I happen to love the lovely rough texture of my skin. Want to feel?
..No thanks..
What is your favorite color?
Ive always envied the glitter color of the endermans eyes. If I could have that mixed in my skin- That would be my favorite color! My victims would be dazzled before they die and always remember me!
...........
What is your favorite non-hostile mob?
A creeper of course! They are so nice...
Erm. Okay...
Why do you blow up your victims?
Well, consider this- What would you think if I ate a firework?
I dont know.
If I ate a firework, When I blow up my lovely victims, there would be a firework of a creeper AND a crater.
How does this relate to my question?
I dunno. Continue.
Okayyyyy...
Snowy looks at her note cards.
Time for fan questions. First off-
"Where do creepers go after they blow up?" -Jon from Idaho
Oh we go to a lovely place called Idaho, where we blow up kids named Jon!
You do a face that looks like: O.o
Good for you. Now next question:
"If you could have any weapon, what would it be?" -Mindy from California
I would have a diamond block. Why you ask? Because I could just bang it on your head and you would knock out, instead of me blowing you up and taking all of your worthless dirt blocks.
Last question.
"What is your favorite part of this mental hospital?" -Bob from Rainbowland
Oh I love the food! They feed us these nasty things I like to force feed my friend Joe!

Well that concludes my odd interview with PhD Creeper! Thanks for the views, subbies, favorites, and diamonds! Keep crafting

-Whiskers