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Hey PMC! I was feeling happy today and had some spare time to write this humorous blog. Hope you enjoy!
Me: First of all, I'd like to thank you for coming to my house for this interview.
Chicken: Chirp.
Me: Um, okay time for the first question. How does it feel knowing you are the only species of bird in the game?
Chicken: Feels great.
Me: How so?
Chicken: It means we're the best birds in the game, and no other kind of bird can protest against our plans for world domination.
Me: What?
Chicken (Timidly) : Nothing.
Me: Okay... Next question, why, in version 1.4 did you change your favorite food from wheat to ordinary seeds?
Chicken: It was a choking hazard. Since we have no teeth it was hard to chew up those huge stalks, my uncle Jerry choked to death back in 1.1 from those death traps. Seeds are much easier to eat, sort of like those tic tacs you human's eat.
Me: Have you ever had an embarrassing momment involving an egg?
Chicken: Yes, on my wedding day. We were exchanging our vows when I felt it coming. I tried to hold it in but the feeling came on so suddenly that I started panicking and I had to let it loose.
Me: What happened?
Chicken: My wife screamed. She was so disapointed that she ran out through a window and jumped off a cliff.
Me: That's so sad.
Chicken: Oh not really. You see we chickens sort of glide off edges. She landed safely in front of her house. As she fell she said she hated me and she threw her ring into a pond.
Me: I'm sorry to hear that. We're starting to run out of time so this will be the last question. What's it like being the smallest animal in the game aside from silverfish and small slimes?
Chicken: Are you trying to ruin my self image?
Me: No...
Chicken: I think you are.
Me: Why would I try to ruin your self image?
Chicken: You were commenting on the fact that my wife rejected me on our wedding day, and that we chickens are small and alone here in minecraft.
Me: That's not at all what I was saying!
Chicken: (Get's up and leaves)
Me: Uhm...
Hoped you liked this comical interview! Diamond if you want more interviews! =)
Me: First of all, I'd like to thank you for coming to my house for this interview.
Chicken: Chirp.
Me: Um, okay time for the first question. How does it feel knowing you are the only species of bird in the game?
Chicken: Feels great.
Me: How so?
Chicken: It means we're the best birds in the game, and no other kind of bird can protest against our plans for world domination.
Me: What?
Chicken (Timidly) : Nothing.
Me: Okay... Next question, why, in version 1.4 did you change your favorite food from wheat to ordinary seeds?
Chicken: It was a choking hazard. Since we have no teeth it was hard to chew up those huge stalks, my uncle Jerry choked to death back in 1.1 from those death traps. Seeds are much easier to eat, sort of like those tic tacs you human's eat.
Me: Have you ever had an embarrassing momment involving an egg?
Chicken: Yes, on my wedding day. We were exchanging our vows when I felt it coming. I tried to hold it in but the feeling came on so suddenly that I started panicking and I had to let it loose.
Me: What happened?
Chicken: My wife screamed. She was so disapointed that she ran out through a window and jumped off a cliff.
Me: That's so sad.
Chicken: Oh not really. You see we chickens sort of glide off edges. She landed safely in front of her house. As she fell she said she hated me and she threw her ring into a pond.
Me: I'm sorry to hear that. We're starting to run out of time so this will be the last question. What's it like being the smallest animal in the game aside from silverfish and small slimes?
Chicken: Are you trying to ruin my self image?
Me: No...
Chicken: I think you are.
Me: Why would I try to ruin your self image?
Chicken: You were commenting on the fact that my wife rejected me on our wedding day, and that we chickens are small and alone here in minecraft.
Me: That's not at all what I was saying!
Chicken: (Get's up and leaves)
Me: Uhm...
Hoped you liked this comical interview! Diamond if you want more interviews! =)
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