Interview... with a PIG!!! [POP REEL!!!]

Oct 31st, 2013 • 10/31/13 3:03 pm

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Davonia_
Lvl 34 • Artisan Nether Knight

Okay this is my submission for

PMC's Ultimate Blogging Contest/Challenge!

Hello people!... and... my pig... yea. Today we are going to find out what goes on in the mind... of a pig! With me today is Sir. Porkington, one of the members of pink unicorns club, along with me, and piglovers club, along with me and all piggehs! So lets start our questions!

Firstly, Sir Porkington what is your favourite thing to do?

Pig: Oink *Stares blankly at a carrot nearby which I pick up, the pig stares at me.*

Okay... How long have you lived in Carrot fields? Were you here when you were a kid with your family, or have you come here recently?

Pig: Oink *Stares at graves that say 'A Porkington 1BC - 2BC' Then he stares back at the carrot in my hand. Its clear how this interview is going to end...*

So you've been here for a while then...Next question, do you enjoy living here? Is there anything fun to do?

Pig: Oink *He signs with his head to a little bit away and starts to trot off to that place. I follow. I find myself in an enormous dance studio. I gape.*

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So... this is nice... Do guys have fun here?

Pig: Oink *He suddenly is wearing a jazzy suit, he points to a glimmering dress. I put it on nervously, wondering whats going to happen... He takes me up to the stage and now I see my inevitable fate.Don't ask...*

Sooo that's over...

Pig: OINK OINK OINK *Stares intensely at carrot*

UH I give up, YOUR HOPELESS PIG!

Pig: Oink?

FINE TAKE THE CARROT! Worst interview EVER! *I storm away*

Pig: *Takes of his suit and he is revealed to be a TROLL!* And thats how you troll Davonia, turn amazing piggies into someone annoying, and that's it for my trolling of Davonia! >:D MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

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