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The truth behind ?evil? mobs...

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Davonia_'s Avatar Davonia_
Level 33 : Artisan Nether Knight
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Hello people and I'm back with yet another blog! This is my THIRD entry for

PMC's Ultimate Blogging Contest/Challenge!

So have you ever wondered why creepers blow you up, or zombies bite? Well here I'm going to tell you the truth about these many mobs!

Creeper!

These unfortunate mobs spend their whole lives wearily working on their jobs, they get roads ready to be built by blowing up the ground so that the tarmac can fill it in,unfortunately there is no tarmac in minecraft so its a bit of a waste of time... and a waste of their life...

Spiders
These mobs are just part blind. In the day they are blinded by the sun and don't seem to feel you're even worth trying to figure out what you are(unless you attack them...), however at night they get possessed by an evil spirit and then... they attack (and can magically see...)! Don't ask about my logic...

Endermen
Isn't it obvious? Their illegal builders. They pick up and place blocks, I mean, thats why they don't like you looking at them isn't it?

Skeletons
Well these guys just got obsessed with archery, so much that they died and continued to be archers, they don't try to hit you, just random trees miles away... Because that's what they used to shoot at... yea?

Zombles.
These guys just want some food. I mean, thats why they bite you! So next time you're out and about let them have a nibble, then kill them. People who eat humans must be seriously hungry, so give them some sympathy! I mean, we all get starving at some point...

Wither Skele
These guys are the guards, they are really good at their jobs, so good that you tend to die when you try stepping on their turf. Seriously, don't...

Slimes and Magma Cubes
Well I'm sure you guys all know that some stuff can get really addictive. For these guys, food. They got so fat they became lumps of squelchy flab and they just jump over to you to see if you want some chocolate, but they usually end up sitting on you causing you to die... yea.

Zombie Pigman
These guys are really logical. You punch them they don't trust you anymore so they swarm and kill you; they're all really good friends. Simples! :D

The Almighty Ender Dragon.
This dude owns all, so he's just a regular owner... ish. He doesn't like you trying to get to his towers so he destroys your ladders making you fall and die... mmm. Don't dis him!

Well thats all I can think of right now, I know I missed some mobs out but I really don't know how to explain them soooo hope you like it and bye! Also, please diamond and fave if you want me to win this contest and subscribe for more! Enjoy!

~Dav:)nia
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Update #1 : by Davonia_ 06/01/2016 10:44:07 amJun 1st, 2016

Welp, I finally fixed the weird splodges of typos and missing colour ^_^

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06/13/2016 8:18 pm
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Witherwings_
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Lol. Makes sense
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06/01/2016 4:15 pm
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Endure_Slayer
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I like this blog. My favorite part of it is probably the one about the spider. It explains why spiders are neutral during the day.
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11/29/2013 9:38 am
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Snowy Whiskers
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LOL THE COVER IS FROM ABBEY ROAD XD(but edited)
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11/20/2013 7:13 pm
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TheMicollman
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Nice Dav
:)
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11/08/2013 3:39 pm
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546a1
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That explains a lot...

I liked it, though. It was pretty funny.
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