Interviewer : Hello there! Can I interview you?

Cookie : Oh yes! IM BIG. IM A CIRCLE. I TASTE GOOD. BYE

Interviewer : Bye bye!

Cookie : Was that it?

Interviewer : NO

Cookie : What else do you need to know?

Interviewer : What is your name?

Cookie : My name i... I don't know

Interviewer : WHAT! You don't know what your name is? Youre a hell of a Cookie....

Cookie : NO! I believe in God

Interviewer : Ok, I Believe In God, is it fun being a Cookie?

Cookie : Sure...

Interviewer : HAHA, I got you there, I Believe In God!

Cookie : Is my name now I Believe In God?

Interviewer : Are you STUPID?

Cookie : Yes

Interviewer : Oh, well, that explains everything, though

Cookie : Really? Can I go now?

Interviewer : No

Cookie : I'M A CALL DA COPS

Interviewer : So whats your best friends name?

Cookie : I have no best friend

Interviewer : OK, Bye, Im gonna search for I have no best friend

Cookie : Whatever, BYE

Couple of seconds after : ''MOOOMMY CAN I HAVE A HOTDOG NOW?''