Interview with Mr. Squid

Me : Mr. Squid, can you please talk to me?

Squid : Yes...

Me : Can you please tell me why you normaly don't talk?

Squid : I hate players ! they kill us poor squid all the time ! Especially a player named...

Me : I know who you're talking about. But aren't you "poor squids" atleast happy that you has been created into Minecraft?

Squid : No! We squids actually hate Notch! It was him that made us so ugly and we don't even have a sound!

Me : I see... So you're not a big friend of you're texture?

Squid : NO! And who's fault is that? NOTCH!

Me : Ok... Not for anything, but you know you're taking damage for some reason?

Squid : NO MORE QUESTIO... Wait what...?

Me : I said that you are currently taking dama...

Squid : OH HOLY MOTHER OF GRANDMOTHER SQUID! IM DYING!

Me : No saying...

Squid : IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!! I WOULD WISH THERE WERE SOME WATER SOMEWHERE!!

Me : Im sorry, were in the middle of a dessert biome right now...

*Chat tab* Squid died

Me : I did'nt even have time enough to ask him the last question, "How long squids live?"..