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Interview With Grass!

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Useless_Paul
Lvl 17Journeyman Narwhal
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The following is a short interview with the block, Grass, for Rusty's Blog Contest "Block Interviews"

R = Reporter

B = Block

R: Hey Grass, how are you doing today?


B: Not bad mate, bit nervous cuz this gonna be broadcasted everywhere!


R: To break the ice, I've got a joke! What do you call a cow that eats your grass?


B: I dunno


R: A lawn moo-er!!Anyways, let's cut to the chase! Being a grass block is obviously quite hard, what is your least favorite part of being grass?


B: Ta' start with, I be gettin' stepped on a lot from all those Steves. PLUS, ma' buddies occasionally are eaten by those darn sheep!


R: Have you been eaten by a sheep yet?


B: Not yet, I been expectin' it tho.


R: So we know about your least favorite part of being a grass block, do you have a favorite?


B: Yeah, I got a few reasons. First off Notch an' me are best buds, after all, he was the one who coded me! Anotha' reason is cuz, I'm a pretty valuable block. I mean if ya break one of us, ya don't get a Grass block, ya get a dirt, and they just ain't as special as us.Ya don't see those sheep eatin' the dirt, do ya? Exactly!


R: Well, don't we all love Notch!


**Rumble of agreement from audience


R: And that concludes our interview for today folks! Stay tuned for tomorrow, we are going to be interviewing the mysterious enchanting table! Now, back to Wife Swap!


Thank you all, please diamond and favorite if you enjoyed! This is my first blog so don't be too harsh! :D

Forum Post:http://www.planetminecraft.com/forums/flowing-quills-blogging-duel-t312555.html

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Update #1 : by Useless_Paul 10/01/2013 8:07:17 pmOctober 2, 2013 @ 12:07 am UTC

Added color codes

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Jaxtrm_
10/14/2013 6:00 pm
Level 24 : Expert Taco
Pretty fangrasstic.
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Useless_Paul
10/15/2013 9:55 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Narwhal
I see what you did there
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Jaxtrm_
10/15/2013 11:58 pm
Level 24 : Expert Taco
What? I was just describing the green, lush flavor of this interview. I'm not lawn, pretty good.
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CGBrothers
10/11/2013 9:52 pm
Level 53 : Grandmaster Lego Builder
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af0
10/01/2013 8:25 pm
Level 2 : Apprentice Crafter
I find this rather tasty if you're catching what I'm throwing at you.
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Prettzel
10/01/2013 12:19 am
Level 43 : Master Blob
Pretty good for a first blog! ^-^ And pretty funny, and fun to read! :D
You could try colouring the letters, so R=Blue B=Green? I dunno :P
Diamond! :D
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Useless_Paul
10/01/2013 7:50 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Narwhal
Awesome thanks!
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Prettzel
10/01/2013 9:04 pm
Level 43 : Master Blob
No problem! And another tip, you could try either using these methods:

Microsoft (Particullarly Easy)
-Go into Microsoft Word (Or any other writing program) and reqrite your blog with that, like change fonts, make fonts bigger, more colourful etc.
-Go into "Update Blog", discard what you have in it.
-Copy and paste what you have in your writing program into the "Update Blog" thing, and voila!
-Press save :P

Picture (Relatively Medium)
NOTE: I haven't done this one before sooo.. :P
-Open an editing/painting program (Photoshop, Paint.net etc.) and paint your words down, and add some cool pictures to make it interesting.
-Once your done save it as a picture.
-Use that picture to make your blog, NO WRITING :D
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