Q . why did the boy drop his icecream ... A . he got hit by a buss

Q . why did they clown fall off a swing ... A. he got shot in the face

Q . how do you make a plumber cry ... A . you kill his whole family

Q . what does grass and a bunny have in common ... A . there both green ( i was kiding about the bunny)

Q . what did batman say to robin before they got in the car ... A . robin get in the car

what i want my last words to be before i die [ i left 1million dollars under the ..... ] that would be so funny