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Minecraft is causing deaths around the world.
Here are some stories of what has happened:
A 50 year old man was playing Minecraft. He was of bad health. He was mining. A zombie crept up behind him making creepy noises. The man was so freaked out he collapsed dead.
A 2 year old kid was playing Minecraft. He realized that in Minecraft if you jump into water no matter how high you are, you will not take damage. He was on a 3 story building and saw a pond below. He jumped to his death
A 30 year old Woman was playing Minecraft. She saw that in Minecraft if you eat pufferfish you will take a lot of damage but can easily be brought back to full health. She saw pufferfish for sale. She bought a few and ate them, then died of poison.
A 5 year old kid was playing Minecraft. He loved mining and he was smart enough to know that monsters don't really exist. He decided to go cave mining in real life. He walked into a cave and was eaten by bears.
A 70 year old man was playing Minecraft. He realized that in Minecraft you should punch trees to craft things. He walked up to a tree, and whacked it with his fist. The tree fell down on top of him and he was crushed.
A 20 year old man was playing Minecraft. He died in a pit of lava and was so angry that he punched a hole through his computer. The glass slashed his hand and his chair fell back as he freaked out and fell to his death.
A 63 year old women was playing Minecraft. She was so addicted to MInecraft, she decided to play it 24/7. She played it no-stop until she went blind and her fingers melted.
Tell me if you want a story for a specific age and I will notify you when I make it.
Thanks for reading
Minecraft is causing deaths around the world.
Here are some stories of what has happened:
A 50 year old man was playing Minecraft. He was of bad health. He was mining. A zombie crept up behind him making creepy noises. The man was so freaked out he collapsed dead.
A 2 year old kid was playing Minecraft. He realized that in Minecraft if you jump into water no matter how high you are, you will not take damage. He was on a 3 story building and saw a pond below. He jumped to his death
A 30 year old Woman was playing Minecraft. She saw that in Minecraft if you eat pufferfish you will take a lot of damage but can easily be brought back to full health. She saw pufferfish for sale. She bought a few and ate them, then died of poison.
A 5 year old kid was playing Minecraft. He loved mining and he was smart enough to know that monsters don't really exist. He decided to go cave mining in real life. He walked into a cave and was eaten by bears.
A 70 year old man was playing Minecraft. He realized that in Minecraft you should punch trees to craft things. He walked up to a tree, and whacked it with his fist. The tree fell down on top of him and he was crushed.
A 20 year old man was playing Minecraft. He died in a pit of lava and was so angry that he punched a hole through his computer. The glass slashed his hand and his chair fell back as he freaked out and fell to his death.
A 63 year old women was playing Minecraft. She was so addicted to MInecraft, she decided to play it 24/7. She played it no-stop until she went blind and her fingers melted.
Tell me if you want a story for a specific age and I will notify you when I make it.
Thanks for reading
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