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Many Short-Stories of people who died because of Minecraft ∗POP REEL!

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Butterflycraft978 avatar Butterflycraft978
Level 54 : Grandmaster Enderdragon
∗Pop Reel!

Minecraft is causing deaths around the world.

Here are some stories of what has happened:

A 50 year old man was playing Minecraft. He was of bad health. He was mining. A zombie crept up behind him making creepy noises. The man was so freaked out he collapsed dead.

A 2 year old kid was playing Minecraft. He realized that in Minecraft if you jump into water no matter how high you are, you will not take damage. He was on a 3 story building and saw a pond below. He jumped to his death

A 30 year old Woman was playing Minecraft. She saw that in Minecraft if you eat pufferfish you will take a lot of damage but can easily be brought back to full health. She saw pufferfish for sale. She bought a few and ate them, then died of poison.

A 5 year old kid was playing Minecraft. He loved mining and he was smart enough to know that monsters don't really exist. He decided to go cave mining in real life. He walked into a cave and was eaten by bears.

A 70 year old man was playing Minecraft. He realized that in Minecraft you should punch trees to craft things. He walked up to a tree, and whacked it with his fist. The tree fell down on top of him and he was crushed.

A 20 year old man was playing Minecraft. He died in a pit of lava and was so angry that he punched a hole through his computer. The glass slashed his hand and his chair fell back as he freaked out and fell to his death.

A 63 year old women was playing Minecraft. She was so addicted to MInecraft, she decided to play it 24/7. She played it no-stop until she went blind and her fingers melted.

Tell me if you want a story for a specific age and I will notify you when I make it.
Thanks for reading

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09/25/2014 3:39 pm
Level 65 : High Grandmaster Terraformer
Reer123 avatar
There was some guy who jumped off a roof and barely survived. I think he's on PMC
09/25/2014 3:48 pm
Level 54 : Grandmaster Enderdragon
Butterflycraft978 avatar
wow, why'd he jump?
09/25/2014 3:51 pm
Level 65 : High Grandmaster Terraformer
Reer123 avatar
He thought he would only lose two hearts...
09/24/2014 7:52 pm
Level 65 : High Grandmaster Sweetheart
Jupiiterr avatar
i read these in a skype call and they thought i lost my mind <3
09/24/2014 4:31 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Lumberjack
Remynfv avatar
Love the gimp peppers in the corner of the thumbnail. XD

Ontopic: Okaaayyyyy....
09/24/2014 4:29 pm
Level 64 : High Grandmaster Sweetheart
Myra_ avatar
LOL, the 20-year-old man one is so true
09/24/2014 4:22 pm
Level 28 : Expert Pig
Dark_Alpha_ avatar
this is just completly supidity and thats why it's funny (so it's funny in a good way :€ )
09/24/2014 1:23 pm
Level 62 : High Grandmaster Pixel Puncher
PixelCrash_ avatar
This is one of the strangest and funniest things I've read on PMC.
09/24/2014 7:43 am
Level 58 : Grandmaster Sus
Grimdark avatar
that so creepy. #ICantPlayMCForOneWeek
09/23/2014 6:32 pm
Level 4 : Apprentice Miner
Rose_hates_Creepers avatar
Poor 2 year old.
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