Whats up Minecraft, This is Xcalibur570 comin at you with a list of made up achievements. Lol I have way too much free time.

Nomad: Survive one week without shelter
Iron Man:make a suit of iron armor
Prince of Tennis: Deflect 10 Ghast Fireballs
King:Make a suit of gold armor
Invincible:Kill 20 mobs with one heart or less
Just as Planned!:Kill 3 mobs with a TNT explosion
Damn!: Get killed by a creeper explosion
Staring contest:stand face-to-face with an enderman
Desperation: Build a house of dirt
I quit: Get killed by a supercharged Creeper
Crap: Fall in lava after finding diamond
Getting Dirt: Nuff said
Here boy: Tame a wolf
Like a boss: use the word F**k as your level seed
Survivor: survive 30 days without dying
Dungeon Crawl:Loot a dungeon without breaking the mob spawner
We need to go deeper: expose a block of bedrock
We need to go even deeper: go to the nether
Awesomeness: Get a minecon cape
Epic Win:read this whole list