Minecraft Comedy... The Sequel

Welcome to Minecraft Comedy! After the success of the first one, I decided to make a second, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!

Q and A

Why is it always so hot in Belgium? Because it's so close to the Netherlands!

What is Minecraft's national sport? Boxing!

Why don't blazes own businesses? Because they keep firing people!

Why couldn't the Minecrafter reach his diamonds? Because something was Blocking his way!

What is a Zombie Pigman's favourite cereal? Golden Nuggets!

Yo' Mama!

Yo Mama's so ugly, even Endermen look away!

Yo Mama's so fat, that when she joined a server she was banned for griefing!

Yo Mama's so fat, people pay her to flatten mountains!

Yo Mama's so ugly, the Enderdragon dies when it looks at her!

Yo Mama's so poor, griefers build her house!

Yo Mama's so fat, she joined a server and it said "Generating New World"!

Yo Mama's so ugly, lava flows AROUND her!

General Discussion

I heard that Minecraft hit 10 million sales... I guess you could call it a BLOCKBUSTER!

Okay, I'm done... I hope you enjoyed this, because I can't think of anything else to put here. Please leave a Diamond, Heart, and of course SUB FOR MORE!