Minecraft Comedy!

I was thinking to myself that PMC didn't have enough upbeat content, so I decided to make this compilation of (mainly) Minecraft Related jokes. Enjoy!

Minecraft Chat-up Lines:

Sometimes you might see someone you'd like to "know", am I right? Am I right? Yeah. Well these are some of the best ones (that will never work)!

Are you a Witch? Because I’m under your spell.

Would you be my Pork Chop?

You pushed my button and activated my Redstone!

No, I’m not dirt. I’m gravel, because I’m falling for you.

Mob Interviews - How they should be

Steve: So now we are Interviewing this cat. How are you today?

Cat:

Steve: Okay, not a chatty one then... Any family?

Cat: Meow......

Steve: And that's all we have time for!

Minecraft Q and A

How does Steve get his exercise?? He runs around the block!

How good is Minecraft? It's Top-Notch!

How did the Creeper describe his holiday? He told me he had a Blast!

Why can't the EnderDragon read books? Because he always starts at the end!

What's the difference between Griefers and Ghasts? Ghasts stop crying after the first time you kill them!

All The Other Stuff

Notch joined the game.
God joined the game.
God: I can create worlds.
Notch: So can I.
God: I can create animals.
Notch: So can I.
God: I can create circles.
Notch left the game.


Ah, Minecraft Jokes are so square.
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