PigsWithSnouts - Minecraft Pig Poem - It didn't take me long to make this poem, but enjoy!



The minecraft pig,

So cute and so fat,

until the Steve comes along -

with an iron sword, and hat,

raising his sword,

about to slaughter,

his piggy wife voice calls - shouting,

"But think of our daughter!"

He runs for his life,

runs for his family,

and runs for his wife,

then - amazingly,

he lives another day,

the Steve gets hungry,

there's now no animal to slay,

His health drains down,

he's furious with the pig,

he starves with a frown,

the pig is truly smart,

the pig is truly wise,

so watch out Minecraft,

the pig apocalypse will rise!