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Miners Paradise (Parody of Gangstas Paradise)

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This is my first blog, a song I wrote a while ago. It is a parody of Gangstas Paradise, by Coolio. I may record it at some point, but don't have that great of a computer or recording software to do so currently... If you would like to, feel free, just give me credit. Anyways, enjoy! I will post the real song on the bottom.


As I walk through the mineshaft that I made with my pick
I take a look in my pocket, and realize thereo s no wood or sticks
Cause I've been blasting and mining so long,
That even my cats and dogs thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never made a mine that wasno t perfect
Me be treated like a noob you know that's unheard of
You better watch which way youo re going, which way you're walking
Or you and your diamonds might be lined in chalk
I really hate to skip coal but I got a lot
As I pass, I see myself in the furnace smoke, fool
I'm the kind of miner little crafters wanna be like
without armor in the night killing mobs in the streetlight


Been spending most my life, living in a miners paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in a miners paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in a miners paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in a miners paradise


Look at the gangs of mobs they got me facing
I can't live a townsmano s life, I was raised by the streets
So I got to be down, fighting Herobrines team
Too much PVP watching got me chasing dreams
I'm an overarmed fool with enchanting on my mind
Got my sword in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a zombie hunting gangsta and sniper bow slinger
And my homies is down so don't arouse my glowing tools
Potions ain't nothing but a heartbeat away,
I'm fighting through my life, creepers now days, what can I say
I'm in a wood shed now, but will I live to see a castle?
The way things are going I don't know
Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That the ones we hurt, respawn until we flee


Been spending most their lives, living in a miners paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in a miners paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in a miners paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in a miners paradise
Swords, picks, and armor, enchanting magic powers
Minutes after spawning, I got progress like hours
Everybody's running, I hear their hearts melting
Creepers aino t that bad, so I just keep on smelting
They say I got to learn, but Skeles kill the ones who teach, see
If they can't survive it, how can they beat me!?
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they dead, that's why I know my life is so 1337, noobs


Been spending most their lives, living in a miners paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in a miners paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in a miners paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in a miners paradise


Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the things we build are cool and sweet
Tell me why are we so scared to be
The ones who kill, all the mobs we see
[Fade out]


Yeah, that was just for fun. Thanks for reading! Some more songs potentially in the future, and definitely some REAL blogs, like articles. See you then ;) Here is the actual song!



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