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MOB HOSPITAL 2 IS NOW OUT!
Hello, Minecraft player.
My name is -LollyLozy-, as you may well know. But I am now... Doctor/Nurse/Operator/Inspector of this amazing facility, Mob Hospital.
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We've had many complaints recently, and many of them horribly grotesque. And now over to the interview team in the interview room to interview our first patient, Mr. Herobrine.
Note: In red: Our interviewer. In blue: Patient
Herobrine Interview
"So, Mr. Herobrine, what seems to be the problem?"
"You! And everyone else! You don't know what its like to have LED lights for eyes!"
"And what's the problem with that? Surely, that would be a GOOD point when it comes to night."
"No! Night times the WORST! I can't even close me eyes their so bright! So all I can do is stare! And NOW people think I watch them constantly! When the truth is, I'm so tired I could go to sleep standing with my eyes open if every second of the day wasn't sunny!"
"Hang on, it says here on this update that you were...REMOVED!"
"Great, now the PROGRAMMERS are making fun of me?! WHAT DOES IT TAKE HUH?!!! WHAT DOES IT TAKE?!!!
"Sunglasses maybe?"
"Thanks for nothing. Goodbye."
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Ah. Well that one went down well. Anyway, our next patient has...well...special needs. Apparently, if our interviewer looks into his eyes, we'll have to be advertising for a new one. Here he is... Mr. Enderman!
Enderman Interview
"Hello, Mr. Enderman. What appears to be the problem then?"
"My mouth! Ain't it obvious?!"
"Not really. I'm a slight bit afraid to look at your face this at this current moment."
"All day, everyday, I'm placing blocks all around this World to make it my empire. We one day hope to block the sun to make it night and destroy all Steve's that muck up our land. But being blessed with a dislocated jaw, THAT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!"
"Why not?"
"I'm speaking through a translator. man. We can't even communicate with our own kind. We were all born to make the empire, but how we gonna do it, if we don't have any idea for design purposes?!"
"Give up?"
"Never. I have drawn up a giant contract with blocks to make your hospital work 24/7 plastic surgery on every living Enderman there ever is so we shall communicate and rule the world!"
"Erm... lets change topic. How... Erm... why can't I look into your eyes?"
"I'm not saying. Think about the contract. I'm outta here."
"I'll think about it! (Yeah, about BURNING it)"
"What?"
"Nothing. Have a nice day!"
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Okay... that was weird... VERY weird. How many patients are left? None? Oh. Good.
AHEM! Thank you for reading this small interview and hope you enjoyed it. Favourite it, comment on it or give it a diamond if you want!
PS: I would LOVE somebody to favourite this. Its on the brink of fame!!! :D
Hello, Minecraft player.
My name is -LollyLozy-, as you may well know. But I am now... Doctor/Nurse/Operator/Inspector of this amazing facility, Mob Hospital.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
We've had many complaints recently, and many of them horribly grotesque. And now over to the interview team in the interview room to interview our first patient, Mr. Herobrine.
Note: In red: Our interviewer. In blue: Patient
Herobrine Interview
"So, Mr. Herobrine, what seems to be the problem?"
"You! And everyone else! You don't know what its like to have LED lights for eyes!"
"And what's the problem with that? Surely, that would be a GOOD point when it comes to night."
"No! Night times the WORST! I can't even close me eyes their so bright! So all I can do is stare! And NOW people think I watch them constantly! When the truth is, I'm so tired I could go to sleep standing with my eyes open if every second of the day wasn't sunny!"
"Hang on, it says here on this update that you were...REMOVED!"
"Great, now the PROGRAMMERS are making fun of me?! WHAT DOES IT TAKE HUH?!!! WHAT DOES IT TAKE?!!!
"Sunglasses maybe?"
"Thanks for nothing. Goodbye."
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Ah. Well that one went down well. Anyway, our next patient has...well...special needs. Apparently, if our interviewer looks into his eyes, we'll have to be advertising for a new one. Here he is... Mr. Enderman!
Enderman Interview
"Hello, Mr. Enderman. What appears to be the problem then?"
"My mouth! Ain't it obvious?!"
"Not really. I'm a slight bit afraid to look at your face this at this current moment."
"All day, everyday, I'm placing blocks all around this World to make it my empire. We one day hope to block the sun to make it night and destroy all Steve's that muck up our land. But being blessed with a dislocated jaw, THAT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!"
"Why not?"
"I'm speaking through a translator. man. We can't even communicate with our own kind. We were all born to make the empire, but how we gonna do it, if we don't have any idea for design purposes?!"
"Give up?"
"Never. I have drawn up a giant contract with blocks to make your hospital work 24/7 plastic surgery on every living Enderman there ever is so we shall communicate and rule the world!"
"Erm... lets change topic. How... Erm... why can't I look into your eyes?"
"I'm not saying. Think about the contract. I'm outta here."
"I'll think about it! (Yeah, about BURNING it)"
"What?"
"Nothing. Have a nice day!"
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Okay... that was weird... VERY weird. How many patients are left? None? Oh. Good.
AHEM! Thank you for reading this small interview and hope you enjoyed it. Favourite it, comment on it or give it a diamond if you want!
PS: I would LOVE somebody to favourite this. Its on the brink of fame!!! :D
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