Published Nov 3rd, 2012, 11/3/12 4:23 am
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Hello, Minecraft Player.
My name is -LollyLozy-, as you may well know, but now I am... Doctor/Nurse/Operator/Inspector of this amazing facility, Mob Hospital.
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Welcome to Mob Hospital two, requested by YOU! Ha-ha! How'd you like that?! What do you mean you hated it? Well I hate you too Bob the producer! Anyway, hello to you lovely people! No, not you Bob. Go sit in the corner and think about the mean things you just said.
Right! Here comes our first...caged...patient. CAGED?! Did you say caged?! Hm. Oh well. Let's go to the interview room with the interviewer to interview our first patient.
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"Hello, Mr. Creeper. What seems to be the problem?"
"Thisssssssssss"
"And what is that exactly?"
"Thisss Iron wall. It lookssss really bad. I'll take it away to save you from yoursssself."
"Woah. That wall's goin' nowhere, buddy. I hear you have explosive problems."
"Hey! That ain't my fault!"
"Then who's is it?"
"Your humanssss stinking breath! We're terribly allergic to it! You come too closssse and it setssss off the TNT in our sssstomach and makessss usss die horribly in front of your eyessss!"
"Okay then."
"So I've decided to draw up a contract made completely of TNT by the hossspital to make your breath sssssmell nic..."
"Wait a second. You see that be burning tower over the hill?"
"Yessss?"
"That was the last contact I had. Get out."
"You horrid humanssss! You haven't heard the lasssst of usss! We will get revenge!!!! Good day to you!"
sssssss!
"What's that noise?"
SSSSSS!
"AHHHHHH! HE'S SET OF THE TNT CONTRACT!!! TAKE COVER!!!"
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Oh great(!) Now half the hospital has exploded and there's creepers exploding everywhere. Oop! There goes Bob. Well, the interview must go on! Our next patient is a Blaze. What?! Bob booked a creeper and blaze to be interviewed on the same day?! He was crazy until he got blown up! Well, here's the Blaze...
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"Hello...Mr...Blaze...What's...the...problem...?"
"I'm constantly on fire and I look like a walking brewing stand!"
"Okay, then. What would you like me to do?"
"I've drawn up a contrac..."
"THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS PLACE! I QUIT!!"
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Wait! No! You can't quit! What about the other destroyed part of the hospital and the dead producers team?! You can't leave! *Sniff* Anyway, I guess that's the end of Mob Hospital. I'm going off to live with the pigs. Goodbye...
My name is -LollyLozy-, as you may well know, but now I am... Doctor/Nurse/Operator/Inspector of this amazing facility, Mob Hospital.
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Welcome to Mob Hospital two, requested by YOU! Ha-ha! How'd you like that?! What do you mean you hated it? Well I hate you too Bob the producer! Anyway, hello to you lovely people! No, not you Bob. Go sit in the corner and think about the mean things you just said.
Right! Here comes our first...caged...patient. CAGED?! Did you say caged?! Hm. Oh well. Let's go to the interview room with the interviewer to interview our first patient.
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"Hello, Mr. Creeper. What seems to be the problem?"
"Thisssssssssss"
"And what is that exactly?"
"Thisss Iron wall. It lookssss really bad. I'll take it away to save you from yoursssself."
"Woah. That wall's goin' nowhere, buddy. I hear you have explosive problems."
"Hey! That ain't my fault!"
"Then who's is it?"
"Your humanssss stinking breath! We're terribly allergic to it! You come too closssse and it setssss off the TNT in our sssstomach and makessss usss die horribly in front of your eyessss!"
"Okay then."
"So I've decided to draw up a contract made completely of TNT by the hossspital to make your breath sssssmell nic..."
"Wait a second. You see that be burning tower over the hill?"
"Yessss?"
"That was the last contact I had. Get out."
"You horrid humanssss! You haven't heard the lasssst of usss! We will get revenge!!!! Good day to you!"
sssssss!
"What's that noise?"
SSSSSS!
"AHHHHHH! HE'S SET OF THE TNT CONTRACT!!! TAKE COVER!!!"
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Oh great(!) Now half the hospital has exploded and there's creepers exploding everywhere. Oop! There goes Bob. Well, the interview must go on! Our next patient is a Blaze. What?! Bob booked a creeper and blaze to be interviewed on the same day?! He was crazy until he got blown up! Well, here's the Blaze...
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"Hello...Mr...Blaze...What's...the...problem...?"
"I'm constantly on fire and I look like a walking brewing stand!"
"Okay, then. What would you like me to do?"
"I've drawn up a contrac..."
"THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS PLACE! I QUIT!!"
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Wait! No! You can't quit! What about the other destroyed part of the hospital and the dead producers team?! You can't leave! *Sniff* Anyway, I guess that's the end of Mob Hospital. I'm going off to live with the pigs. Goodbye...
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Hm...
I might be able to pull that off.
Slime's problem: IM MELTING! IM MELTING! IM....... *bubbles*