mustard guy

alright so here i was at a mcdonalds sitting down while on a road trip. so this guy goes up to the cashier and said "wheres the mustard?" so the casheir says "sir the mustardtruck has not arrived yet" so then this guy just slams down the burger on the counter and is like " this is not the degree of service i excpect at this establishment." , service? its a mcdonalds man what do you excpect were you holding out for the wine list ? so i haven't gotten to the best part yet this guy had this big black t-shirt on that stated "american and proud of it." i thought great its always the ones who are proud of being a citzen who are the people evreybody ellse hates