Heey guys,

I'm still alive, and still irrelevant.

So.......... About a year ago (I know, I'm that fast) I went on holiday to Ibiza (That country with the rich people). And no, I'm not rich. But you can donate to me. goo.gl/ulOk57 (Click the link). Okay, now let's get to the story.

So I was on holiday in Ibiza, the flight took about 4 hours and I had nothing to do... (Stupid KLM)

When I was there we (Me and my parents) went to a hotel. Which was situated... On... A... Friggin... MOUNTAIN!!! I had to walk like 10 minutes to our hotel room! UPWARDS!!! ON A FRIGGIN MOUNTAIN!!! But okay... It was still a pretty cool hotel. I went when Pokémon GO was still relevant, and there was like the only PokeStop in town. So I was hanging there all evening with some dudes who were also playing Pokémon GO. The hotel room was pretty cool. Not going to lie. The swimming pool was amazing. There was some sort of waterfall. Like 1 metre high. And stupid people we were, we jumped off it. Even though it was not allowed. But bad*BEEP* we were, we still jumped. That was pretty cool. I guess...

Have I talked about the sea yet? No? Okay. Let me tell you... It was horrible. First we had to walk like 10 minutes down hill (That was still okay). Then we were finally in the sea, which was too small as we weren't allowed beyond some point. Also the water was salt. Which I don't really like. And when we wanted to go back. We all were wet. It was about 30C degrees. And we had to walk like 10 minutes up hill... And it was steep... Like really steep.

I went to the city like each evening, that city was still pretty close. For dinner, that dinner was mostly delicious. And I saw some famous DJ guy who I'd never heard of... But he was famous I guess...

For just one day I went to the big city close by. And guess what. IT WAS ALSO SITUATED ON A MOUNTAIN!!! That city was pretty cool though. We went to eat there at KFC, they have really good chicken. And guess what... I had a school assignment. When I was going on holiday I had to take some pictures of a church. Yep... Got that? So when I was home. And school started again. THE TEACHER QUIT!!! WE NEVER DID ANYTHING WITH THAT ASSIGNMENT!!!

On the last day, on the trip to the airport, we took a Taxi, as the bus we otherwise had to take was too full. And too hot. And this taxi driver told us that in that one hotel where all the rich people are (Where the beds that you use on the beach cost €300) someone had a birthday party or something. So he ordered 10 bottles of their most expensive wine. Ye? Still following? Then he got some water pistols. He filled them with wine... AND HE HAD A WATER FIGHT!!! WITH WINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD!!!!

When I was back in Holland (Yes, I live in the Netherlands) at Schiphol. There is like this place where you get your bags (Like each airport, I hope) And there are like 50 things where you can get your bags. And there is like this really long hallway after thingy 27. And guess what... We had 47... So we had to walk for like 5 minutes to get our bags...

But still... The holiday was pretty cool. Ibiza was a nice experience.

THIS IS NOT MEANT AS A RANT!!! DON'T THINK I HATE EVERYTHING THAT I SAID IN THIS BLOG POST!!!

Thank you for reading...

-TheKingOfArkel