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: Phew.. a long time has passed, but I finally finished Minecraft! I think I want to do other projects, so I'll let Jeb have my position. *picks up diary*Wow, I need to finish so many projects! *flipping through pages* Anything different? *sees page titled the history of MC* I remember this!
Page 1: The Land
Minecraft is literally an infinite planet. The world was once a barren core of rock, but then came a storm. The storm flooded this rock, eroding it down into a dark grey rock. It has become indestructible and prevents all from seeing the bottom of the world. But there are some holes, that lead into a terrifying, endless space. Once the core was made, a few million years passed with the storm still raging. Out of nowhere, a meteor hits the core and lava pours out, turning all the water into smooth stone! There were many dents and holes that the water stayed in and eventually eroded caves. A few, short centuries later, some of the stone's nutrients decayed, and this made dirt at the top of the world. One small nutrient was brave though, and it's consciousness to exist made it a live, seed. The lone seed still dormant sat on dirt for many years. Water had still been eroding the rock of course, and some water reached the seed close. "Please!", cried the seed. "I wanna live! I wanna feel!" So then, the seed's consciousness made it spread roots to reach the water. Once it touched it, it was amazed. It felt stronger and better! Just a few days later, it became grass! It then created new seeds and threw them into the wind of this world. Some seeds wanted to be giant and became trees. Some seeds chose to stay small and some seeds grew VERY tall, into tall grass! This is how the amazing world was made.
Page 2: Moving Life
The world was created, but the only life was grass, trees, and flowers! Some seeds never did grow though, and they stayed at the core of the Earth. They wished to live a great life and achieve more then the other plants. So this consciousness made them grow to become a slimey, semi-solid, gelatinous creature. They loved themselves and the world. Everything was interesting. This is why they have such a curious face. Slimes were the beginning.
Page 3: Slimes; The Beginning Of Life
These curious slimes could take many forms and swallow anything. Some swallowed stone, and became spiders. Some swallowed the sulpher from volcanoes and the leaves of trees and became creepers. One brave slime ventured to the surface a few centuries later. It saw the amazing land and wanted to see it all. "But how could I?", asked the slime, for it was slow and square. It's consciousness made it a beautiful structure, it's bravery made it pink, it's idea
to explore gave it four legs and it's love made it out of meat. This pig explored the world. One day in a swamp, it found another of it's type, but female. As such they bred and a pigs populated the surface. Another slime was rather rude and wanted to graze grass, which grew from it's ancestors, the seeds. It was rather big and made it's way to the surface. As it saw so much grass, it tried to eat the grass. After it's failure it became a big, fury, brown cow.
It's laziness gave it meat, it's love for grass gave it a moo of success, and it's bully-like thinking made it big and have four legs. Other slimes were always feeling cold deep down in the Earth. They couldn't find any lava. This slime wanted to be warm and see. It reached the surface. It felt warm, but was still cold. Then, it grew fat wool for warmth and it's love for sight gave it legs to explore. It was the sheep. Another slime was rather gluttony and stupid. Slimey bits would always fall out of it and it jumped down many ledges. This wanted to do the worst, jump from the surface to bedrock. So it reached the surface and found a ravine. It's idea gave it wings.
It's idea to see gave it legs to watch. It was a chicken. One slime had tried to reach the surface, but flooded it's cave and found the ocean. It couldn't breathe though. It saw bubbles and wanted to take that air. For that, it grew gills and tentacles to swim and breathe. It was the squid.
Page 4: The Slime called Steve
One of the slimes had reached the surface but didn't transform. His name was Steve. It loved to build and explore and jumped on it's bottom for a while. After restlessly seeing every biome, it finally got it's wish! It grew two, long legs for movement. It became tall for easy sight. It got a big brain for it's wish, to create! It was a human!
Page 5: Pigman
One small slime came and ate a young baby from Steve and his wife found later. This slime had eaten a pig before, and grew to sad Steve's size. It was now a Pigman. With the brain of Steve and the love of sight from the pig. It loved Science though and wanted to discover the world's truth. It made a small wooden hut and surrounded it with a stone wall. While venturing, it saw
one of it's own, but female. They bred and started a population. They built villages and labs.
They loved Science.
Page 6: The Hostile's Hatred
Slimes hated Steve, in fear he would come and use them for glue.
Spiders hated the night, and would think all in the night were enemies.
Creepers liked explosions, and feared Steve would use their sulpher.
Page 7: The Dimensional War
Pigman had gone too far and made a portal to a different dimension. When a fireball went through the portal, they fled the village. From there, Ghasts and Blazes entered the world.
The Ghasts were souls of creepers, pleading to come back. They would shoot you for killing them and sending them to the Nether. Blazes were dead humans, killed by other humans in rivalry. Their rivalry with humans is why they burn and shoot fire. Due to this discovery, many blazes and ghasts entered the portal. They even made more portals and set up bases. Many humans died during the war. They then became zombies and fought the humans for their failure, and to survive the ghasts. Some zombies would have come from archers, and eventually decay to become a skeleton with aimbot. They hated the humans for giving them the bow and not letting them get up while being a zombie. Zombies couldn't lift much. Pigman were trying to close the portals. These pigman would die and become Zombie Pigman. They knew ghasts mistook them for zombies and their goal to enter the hell was achieved. Still having pigman sane, they only attack when attacked.
Many centuries later, the humans stopped the Nether attack. These humans built dungeons and hid there treasures, while leaving spawners to guard these treasures. Pigman made strongholds, and put deadly bugs they had DNA-engineered into the rocks. They continued there Science love during the war, and made another portal to the static end. They entered, but the dark and lonely area made them sad. Their consciousness being destroyed made them long and slim. A bored expression on their purple eyes. They hated almost everything. They still retained their
science-loving nature from the pigman, and found out how to teleport. The Enderman was born.
Endermen would be pranksters to both sides during the war. They also had low self-esteem and thought that if you ignored them, you didn't care for them, and they would attack you. Though, they liked pumpkins and didn't care what a pumpkin could do to them. Endermen pranked the humans who made dungeons and looted the treasures, putting in boring stuff like saddles and cocoa beans. They did sometimes leave good things, like pickaxes and golden apples.
Page 8: The Aftermath
The humans couldn't survive the war, leaving little survivors. Villagers and steves were left to die. They always wanted to live with someone..
Ghasts and blazes went back to the hell. Endermen stopped pranking. Wolves were slimes wanting to accompany the humans. Some humans though, built mineshafts for ores. These were abandoned and cave spiders, spiders that had the will to be deadly, lived here.
Page 9: Multiplayer
You survived with friends, and want to repopulate. Notch still didn't add human breeding though.
Page 10: The Enderdragon
One crazy Endermen brought a cow into the end. The effects were extreme. The cow was so sad, that it raged and killed many endermen. It was losing, and it's consciousness to win made it the deadly Enderdragon. Nothing could kill it.
Page 11: The End Poem
Notch made some Endermen recite to you the End Poem, a fake history of MC, saying the world is a dream. This was Notch's attempt to restart this world.
Page 12: Mushroom Islands and The Mooshroom
Before the war, some cows were brave adventurers, unlike the explained grazing type. They wanted to see the Far Lands, rumored by a pig. (Marco Pigo) They eventually found themselves swimming, and needing some grass, somewhere. They then found a lone island that was grey and dark. They ate the many mushrooms as they had no food. Knowing that the mushrooms were from seeds, they figured it was fine. But the dark, red mushroom had toxins. It was turning the cows into mushrooms themselves. Red fur and mushrooms over their bodies, but they finally realized the truth and stopped eating them. Mooshrooms are blind because the brown mushrooms made you lose sense. That is why they have black eyes and look deranged.
Page 13: The Void
This is where Earth is. The void is really a space out of the human's grasp. It is really painful and Earth is just far away from it. In fact, black holes are caused by the null void and the death void colliding. Minecraft is REAL. It EXISTS. The reason we can play it is because our computers are secretly inter-galactic data transporters. This is really silly.
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