Pigs - The truth

Pigs, right when you look at the em' you think of bacon, and pork chops. Everybody wants to eat cooked pork chops in minecraft, but do you know the truth of pigs?

I started out in a brand new, fresh day in the world of minecraft. I decided to look for some fresh, rough trees full of logs, so I can build a house. Right into the forest I ran, I cut most of the trees in my way, but what stopped me at the end of the forest was three pigs staring right into my eyes. My mouth tasted the watery, delicious flavor of the bacon I was going to eat later. I used my fist and punched a pig, it ran forward towards a tree, made a perfect U-Turn just like a race car driver, and headed towards me.

The pig stopped right in front of my face, as if it was wanting to get punched by my dirty fist again. I punched all three pigs, and they all did that cycle over, and over again. After a while I killed all of them and got some bacon. I headed to the tall mountain wanting to build a shelter inside, thinking the game minecraft, blocks do not fall. So as I finished my last bit of my cozy home by placing a torch, I made a furnace ready to put the pork chops on. Right when I was about to stuff the porkchop inside the furnace a pig oinked in front of my door. "Oh, great", I thought, another pork chop ready to fill my hungry stomach. I took out my wooden axe and sliced the pig in half.

This time the pig gave me not just one bacon, but two bacon. I was so happy with today, I could fill my tummy for a week with the apples, and cooked pork chops. I tried to sleep, but pigs kept oinking in my door. I had nightmares since that night, because now I know, all pigs work in the P.I.A. or the Pig Intelligence Center. They get revenge if you kill one of their kind, so next time you kill a pig, make sure there are no pigs around you at all.

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