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Punctuation - The Kill

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Hello all fellow pig slayers, today I would like to introduce to you my first blog about Punctuation and how people troll, or get trolled with it. Currently not trying to be a nerd, Punctuation marks in wikipedia means symbols that indicate the structure and organization of written language, as well as intonation and pauses to be observed while reading aloud. Now children of all ages, let me tell you how Punctuation may be able to kill someone.(You here Oooooooooo sounds behind the closet.)

One day Mr.Onyx, and Mr.lnfinity were walking in endless circles around the forest of endless trees. Mr.Onyx got hungry while Mr.lnfinity got tired. Mr.Onyx said to Mr.lnfinity',"Let's eat, lnfinity!" lnfinity thought he said "Lets eat lnfinity, without the comma, so he ran into the forest thinking Onyx would eat him. A cold chill went down his spine while he went further throughout the endless forest.

So guys you learned about how important grammar, and punctuation are. The next example, or topic I will be talking about is related to Smosh, something we all know called a Grammar Nazi. People bully most people with correct english calling them Grammar Nazis. I believe this is unfair, that almost 75% of PlanetMinecrafters are Grammar Nazis. So,(Speaking in Martin Luther King's voice)I believe that we need a change, now. To show the world, that Americans can spell things correctly, and not be jealous of those who can. I mean, whats the difference, just add a few more letters, you guys too lazy to add a few letters to your words?(Curtains open, host Onyxlnfinity walks off the stage, and lnfinity, and Onyx enter the stage.)

After Onyx, and lnfinity came together once again, lnfinity forgave Onyx and they headed toward a small village with people of all different skins. A drunk guy that just drank zombie wine bumped into them and said,"watup bros wnna hve a prty?" Onyx being the smart one said to the drunk man,"Your grammar wrong mister." The drunk man replied,"Do I luk lik I giva shyt, jeesh stupid Grammar Nazies." The drunk man continued to walk in his gangsterish way across the street outside of the town, but what he didn't notice was an army of PlanetMinecrafters were following him. "Sigh, Grammar Nazies", still walking like a fool said the drunk man. The PlanetMinecrafter army closed the gate with a loud horn singing. Maybe, the last thing the drunk man saw was the shape of people untied, the PlanetMinecraft flag, today know as the logo.

So what do you guys think? My first blog good? Bad? Feedback, and comments are appreciated.
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Update #1 : by Onyxlnfinity 10/05/2012 9:43:41 pmOct 5th, 2012

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