Rage Comment (s)

Okay, I don't usually rage, so bare with me.
Alright, I know we're in 1.2.5 now, but in Alpha, I HATED the sound Steve would make when he got hurt.

"OOOOOHHHHH!"

It was really annoying. Look, I know Minecraft is not normal, but I think that NORMAL people should say:

"OUCH!"

I just don't get it.

But the new one is annoying too. It lets out a cracking sound. Look, parents already think that Minecraft is a bad idea. Minecraft doesn't need to seem like it promotes bone-breaking.

Oh, another thing. This jerk on Youtube said this:

"...Minecraft promotes child abuse, it promotes animal abuse, it promotes rape..."

What does he know! He doesn't play Minecraft!

Oh, wait...

Okay, here ya go...

Slabs. They totally mess up the whole block organization of Minecraft. I sometimes compare it to Broadway Street in NYC. Everything is layed out in perfect grids, but of course SOMETHING has to throw it off.
I find it rather weird that to obtain this item, you need a PICKAXE. WHY? Even the wooden ones! AND you can't put 2 different kinds of slabs! I'm sorry, but I don't think that slabs were a good idea. I'll be completely honest with you.

Please leave more in the comments, and I will edit them in.
RAGE! RAGE I TELL YOU!

RAGE!