Teal up on guns, teal your friends
It's fun to teal and to preteal
She's over-tealed and teal-assured
Oh no, I know a [​Teal Swear] word

Tealo, tealo, tealo, teal low
Tealo, tealo, tealo, teal low
Tealo, tealo, tealo, teal low
Tealo, tealo, tealo

With the teals out, it's teal dangerous
Teal we are now, entealtain us
We're so teal and incotealent
I steal don't know, that I'm sleeping
A mulatteal, a tealbino
A mosquiteal, my tealbido

Yeah, hey, yay

I'm teal at what I teal best
And for this teal, I teal blessed
Our little teal has tealways been
And tealways teal unteal the end

Tealo, tealo, tealo, teal low
Tealo, tealo, tealo, teal low
Tealo, tealo, tealo, teal low
Tealo, tealo, tealo

With the teals out, it's teal dangerous
Teal we are now, entealtain us
We're so teal and incotealent
I steal don't know, that I'm sleeping
A mulatteal, a tealbino
A mosquiteal, my tealbido

Yeah, hey, yay

And I forteal just why I tealste
Oh teal, I guess it makes me sleep
I found it teal, it's teal to find
Oh teal, whatealver, netealmind

Tealo, tealo, tealo, teal low
Tealo, tealo, tealo, teal low
Tealo, tealo, tealo, teal low
Tealo, tealo, tealo

With the teals out, it's teal dangerous
Teal we are now, entealtain us
We're so teal and incotealent
I steal don't know, that I'm sleeping
A mulatteal, a tealbino
A mosquiteal, my tealbido

A deteal, a deteal
A deteal, a deteal
A deteal, a deteal
A deteal, a deteal
A deteal