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Level 32 : Artisan Dragon
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The Day I Died by The Adam Bomb

The Adam Bomb: It was 2047, I was beginning my first entrance into the world of Minecraft.
The Adam Bomb: My username was Flynn Rose Tyler Rider, and my robot friend, PotatOS was playing on the same server with me.
The Adam Bomb: It was a hard life in the place where I lived, I never wanted anything they gave us.
The Adam Bomb: The corporations had more power then the government, it was terrible.
CleverUserName01 was kicked by The Adam Bomb.
The Adam Bomb: But my only sense of enclosure, as I just found out, was the world of Minecraft.
The Adam Bomb: But at the beginning of my journey, I was sitting at my desk, and suddenly!
The Adam Bomb: A potato falls from the sky.
The Adam Bomb: I look at it, and in curiosity, I go AFK and take a bite.
The Adam Bomb: Then, I see a rip in the clouds and a giant saucer comes out of the sky!
The Adam Bomb: I look a bit closer, and notice that there are a hundred other smaller spacecrafts tagging along!
The Adam Bomb: I then knew, once and for all, that it was my arch-nemesis, Bobby Michael McMuffins, and his armada of potato-religion aliens!
The Adam Bomb: I grab my blaster and head over to PotatOS house, and she gets up and we go off with the corporation-army and the much smaller government army and citizens to attack the enemies!
The Adam Bomb: But then, as we're close to beating them, the Burger King breakfast item calls in their ally, the Purple Alien Space Toasters!
The Adam Bomb: Their fleet comes in and launches radiating toasts at us, and it is too much! We're finally overthrown.
The Adam Bomb: And that was the day I died.
The Adam Bomb: The End.

All similarity between characters in this story and persons living or dead is purely coincidence. Except for PotatOS. She doesn't count because she's a robot.
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Buahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! It was beautiful! Potatoes :)
  • ChiHoBs
  • Level 1
  • New Miner
  • June 5, 2013, 10:30 pm
PotatOS. Just pointing out the Portal 2 reference.
  • Amgini
  • Level 10
  • Journeyman Artist
  • April 10, 2013, 9:17 am
this..this is funny
Adam should become a writer.
  • anarchytheOp
  • Level 33
  • Artisan Architect
  • April 8, 2013, 3:18 pm
"Holy shit. This. This... THIS IS AMAZING!" ~Sips, 2013
  • crafter4ever
  • Level 50
  • Grandmaster Blob
  • April 8, 2013, 10:15 am
I shed a tear... what a wonderful story....
  • skipper587
  • Level 32
  • Artisan Dragon
  • April 8, 2013, 10:17 am
Share it and we can make the millions of root beer!
  • crafter4ever
  • Level 50
  • Grandmaster Blob
  • April 8, 2013, 10:24 am
Ok, but make sure to share some root beer, I need root beer to live and I can't share it if I die!
  • skipper587
  • Level 32
  • Artisan Dragon
  • April 8, 2013, 10:25 am
*shares root beer*
  • candle_
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 36
  • Artisan Botanist
  • April 8, 2013, 10:13 am
*she is a robot goshdangit.
  • skipper587
  • Level 32
  • Artisan Dragon
  • April 8, 2013, 10:14 am
Fixed.
  • candle_
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 36
  • Artisan Botanist
  • April 8, 2013, 10:16 am
I was kidding, but alright :P
  • skipper587
  • Level 32
  • Artisan Dragon
  • April 8, 2013, 10:16 am
It actually does say she :P

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