Minecraft Blogs / Story

Storytime with The Adam Bomb

  • 555 views, 1 today
  • 12
  • 1
  • 13
skipper587's Avatar skipper587
Level 36 : Artisan Dragon
73
The Day I Died by The Adam Bomb

The Adam Bomb: It was 2047, I was beginning my first entrance into the world of Minecraft.
The Adam Bomb: My username was Flynn Rose Tyler Rider, and my robot friend, PotatOS was playing on the same server with me.
The Adam Bomb: It was a hard life in the place where I lived, I never wanted anything they gave us.
The Adam Bomb: The corporations had more power then the government, it was terrible.
CleverUserName01 was kicked by The Adam Bomb.
The Adam Bomb: But my only sense of enclosure, as I just found out, was the world of Minecraft.
The Adam Bomb: But at the beginning of my journey, I was sitting at my desk, and suddenly!
The Adam Bomb: A potato falls from the sky.
The Adam Bomb: I look at it, and in curiosity, I go AFK and take a bite.
The Adam Bomb: Then, I see a rip in the clouds and a giant saucer comes out of the sky!
The Adam Bomb: I look a bit closer, and notice that there are a hundred other smaller spacecrafts tagging along!
The Adam Bomb: I then knew, once and for all, that it was my arch-nemesis, Bobby Michael McMuffins, and his armada of potato-religion aliens!
The Adam Bomb: I grab my blaster and head over to PotatOS house, and she gets up and we go off with the corporation-army and the much smaller government army and citizens to attack the enemies!
The Adam Bomb: But then, as we're close to beating them, the Burger King breakfast item calls in their ally, the Purple Alien Space Toasters!
The Adam Bomb: Their fleet comes in and launches radiating toasts at us, and it is too much! We're finally overthrown.
The Adam Bomb: And that was the day I died.
The Adam Bomb: The End.

All similarity between characters in this story and persons living or dead is purely coincidence. Except for PotatOS. She doesn't count because she's a robot.
CreditThe Adam Bomb
Tags

Create an account or sign in to comment.

1
08/28/2013 12:30 am
Level 49 : Master Blob
icedragon926
icedragon926's Avatar
Buahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! It was beautiful! Potatoes :)
1
06/06/2013 2:30 am
Level 2 : Apprentice Miner
ChiHoBs
ChiHoBs's Avatar
PotatOS. Just pointing out the Portal 2 reference.
1
04/10/2013 1:17 pm
Level 25 : Expert Artist
Amgini
Amgini's Avatar
this..this is funny
1
04/08/2013 8:29 pm
Level 26 : Expert Princess
Randomness3333
Randomness3333's Avatar
Adam should become a writer.
1
04/08/2013 7:18 pm
Level 34 : Artisan Architect
anarchytheOp
anarchytheOp's Avatar
"Holy shit. This. This... THIS IS AMAZING!" ~Sips, 2013
1
04/08/2013 2:15 pm
Level 52 : Grandmaster Blob
crafter4ever
crafter4ever's Avatar
I shed a tear... what a wonderful story....
1
04/08/2013 2:17 pm
Level 36 : Artisan Dragon
skipper587
skipper587's Avatar
Share it and we can make the millions of root beer!
1
04/08/2013 2:24 pm
Level 52 : Grandmaster Blob
crafter4ever
crafter4ever's Avatar
Ok, but make sure to share some root beer, I need root beer to live and I can't share it if I die!
1
04/08/2013 2:25 pm
Level 36 : Artisan Dragon
skipper587
skipper587's Avatar
*shares root beer*
1
04/08/2013 2:13 pm
Level 42 : Master Necromancer
candle_
candle_'s Avatar
*she is a robot goshdangit.
Planet Minecraft

Website

© 2010 - 2024
www.planetminecraft.com

Welcome