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The Bonnie Squad- Entry 2- Bonzi Takes Over?

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Level 30 : Artisan Demolitionist
31
Accessing Memory Bank.
H3110.
Great, you're probably gonna be even worse than my previous Bank.
P40B4B1Y
Just great. Well, anyway, here's a fairly interesting (and humiliating) story.

MLG Toy Bonnie: (blaring MLG siren sounds)
Bonzi Bonnie: Shut up!
Me: To be fair, it is pretty loud. But I'll just turn the sound knob down a bit.
Bonzi Bonnie: You shut up as well! I do not have a sound knob you annoying little pest!
Me: You lookin' to start a fight?
(silence for about 10 seconds)
Bonzi Bonnie: Maybe.
Bonzi Bonnie: But it just isn't fair! We Bonzis weren't made as well as you and your "New and Improved" endoskeletons!
My Endo (jumping out):Hey! Us endos have feelings too!

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Stop laughing! That hurt! Wait, if my endo is what controls me in an empty suit... oh my dear bloody child inside of me. I'm actually talking to you as the dear bloody child inside of me!
................................................
737

Bonzi Bonnie: I'm tired of you being the best! I will now summon my friends!
Bonzi Toy Bonnie: Hello!
MLG Toy Bonnie: WHAT IS THIS MONSTROSITY?
Bonzi Spring Bonnie: BOO! (Bangs into MLG, and then proceeds to do the same to me and the others)

(Later)

Me: Urgh... Bonzi... I will glitch you into the flipside for ten days for this...
MLG Toy Bonnie: There is not much to do here. Would you like some Mtn. Dew?
Me: Thank god Unwithered, Withered, Spring and Madi aren't here to see this. They would be laughing at us.
MLG Toy Bonnie: That's it! Do you need my phone?
Me: Bloody brilliant.
MLG Toy Bonnie: Don't go British on me.

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Urgh, stop! You're giving me a headache! But yes, we did. And they came. And then it got really... interesting.

Unwithered: BONZI! GET DOWN ON THE GROUND! YOU ARE UNDER ENDO-RESTRICTION!
Bonzi:...So like arrest?
Unwithered: Basicaslly, yeah, but STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
Bonzi Unwithered: Hello me!
Unwithered: ...........................................................
(Unwithered explodes)
Spring: ... Umm, I'm just gonna incinerate these... monsters.
Bonzi Spring: Catch me if you can!
(Spring incinerates Bonzi Spring Bonnie)
Bonzi Spring: OW! HEY!
Spring: Totally deserved it.
Bonzi Toy: Crap.
MLG Toy Bonnie: Bonzi me?
Bonzi Toy: Yes?
MLG Toy Bonnie (In Australian accent): WATCH YA HEAD, WANKA!
(Boom. Headshot.)

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Yeah I know.

Bonzi Bonnie: Crap. Well this turned out horribly. At least I renamed the pizzeria!
Me: Wait what?
(We look outside and see that Bonzi has put red paint on top of Freddy Fazbear's, saying Bonzi Bonnie's.)
Me: Well, Freddy's not gonna like that.

The End!

Also, you may be wondering- where was everyone else?

Shadow and Madi were shopping.
RWQ was... actually no one knows. I might ask him.
Endobonnie was visiting Endoplush in Choppy's Woods.
And as for Chrome Bonnie, he was busy... exploding. I don't even want to know why he likes to put himself in a pit of dynamite.

ο»ΏI'm back. Did you miss me? 
ο»ΏOkay, two very defective Memory Banks! Yay me.
ο»Ώ737

ο»ΏTruly The End (Of this entry, anyway)
CreditThe Daniel Ator for collaborating with me
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I went to target and bought a whole bunch of FNAF minifigures XD
I was shopping XD

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